Miscellaneous: Today, I posted a Facebook status on how I hated the new Batman... - FML

By Deaththreat101 - 08/08/2012 20:39 - United States - Evanston

Today, I posted a Facebook status on how I hated the new Batman movie. I'm now single, and have received multiple threats. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2012 21:52 - United States

Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML

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By hesaidwhat - 15/01/2010 05:07 - United States

Today, I checked my Facebook notifications to see that someone likes my new single status. My ex. FML

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By Nucleus - 08/10/2015 13:48 - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, I complained about being bored to death on Facebook. Someone took it as a suicide threat and called the police. They showed up at my apartment and my workplace. FML

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By AlonsoKold - 07/04/2014 23:39 - United States - Jackson

Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I don't like her Facebook statuses enough. FML

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By JazzSpazz - 11/08/2009 06:40 - United States

Today, I had a horrible breakup with my girlfriend of two years. Depressed, I changed my Facebook status to, "Hate me today, hate me tomorrow, hate me for all the things I didn't do for you." My ex commented, "Give me an orgasm?" Five of my friends, including my mom, liked this. FML

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By scared shitless - 14/07/2022 04:00

Today, I've been getting terrifying threats all day. Why? I broke up with my girlfriend and turned her in to the police after she and her friends shared their plan to firebomb a church during Sunday school. I didn't know I was dating a terrorist. I might need a new identity. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2012 06:01 - Australia - Camberwell

Today, the man who tried to mug me sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML

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By SingleFatUglyL - 16/01/2023 18:00

Today, I posted on Facebook that I got the Princess Peach Happy Meal toy and I was super ecstatic. A friend of mine commented, “This shit is why you’re 32 and still single as fuck. Get a boyfriend and go start a family.” Her comment got 38 likes. I threw my laptop across the room and burst into tears. FML

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By obnum - 24/05/2013 12:26 - United States - New York

Today, after months of being pestered to do so, I finally read the first Harry Potter book. I hated it. Upon hearing this, my girlfriend posted the fact on Facebook, where I immediately received tons of abuse and eventual shunning by my friends, family, and coworkers. My girlfriend just laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2010 18:17 - United States

Today, my wife changed her Facebook status from "Married" to "Widowed". I'm scared. FML

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legitkitty 11

Thursday 9 August 2012 9:12

Well, what did you expect? Batman is awesome!

dressedskeleton 10

Thursday 9 August 2012 9:25

Everyone's entitled to their own opinions- just not that opinion!

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geeves1097 3

Friday 10 August 2012 5:26

I wouldn't stop at death threats if you're ripping on batman.

jennifernorvell 7

Friday 10 August 2012 5:43

Yea you are probably the only person to not like it

alyssaroxs 4

Friday 10 August 2012 6:00

Ouchhh

Kaotiic 4

Friday 10 August 2012 6:11

I hate you

coolcole 2

Friday 10 August 2012 6:14

Screw you.

duzurlifesuk2 7

Friday 10 August 2012 7:55

Even if you didn't like it you should NEVER diss the Batman...

legit0817 4

Friday 10 August 2012 8:13

The new one was DECENT. BUT, they couldn't even make Bane the right way?! He's supposed too be Hespanic in a luchadore mask, & he's white with a modern gas mask. & Has a british accent, instead of a spanish one! Uhm, FAIL. & Real Batman fans know that. & Btw, dislike away :D It probablt makes you feel better about yourself.

Dunvanation 4

Friday 10 August 2012 8:53

I think your profile picture is perfect for those last two comments. Hilarious.

LilSista1394 6

Friday 10 August 2012 9:16

The Batman Movie was Absiluteky amazing! You must bot be a Batman fan, and for that I feel terribly sorry for you..

PhishloverA 14

Friday 10 August 2012 9:29

It's your opinion and you're entitled to it, so FYL OP

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