Today, I polished off the delicious iced gingerbread cookies in the pantry. I'd assumed the little flecks on them were speckles of broken icing, but as I went to throw the cookie bag away, a larva crawled out. The hundreds of flecks were moth eggs. I've been eating the cookies for three days. FML
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Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, after days of cleaning out pantry cabinets and throwing away infested food, I thought I had finally gotten rid of my moth problem. Then I vacuumed, and saw several dozen larvae coming out of my carpet. FML
Today, I bit into a cereal bar and thought the inside was oddly damp. I took a look at it and saw a maggot worm wriggling around. Its friend was in my mouth. FML
Today, I grabbed a handful of crackers from the kitchen, only to find it crawling with bugs. Apparently, my brother had made the same discovery earlier, but put the box of crackers back in the cupboard anyway. FML
Today, after already living with two wasps' nests, as well as gnats that plague our flower pots, we've also discovered moths in our pantry, who've ruined all of the food. FML
Today, I was eating a bag of almonds I got from the bulk food store, picking off what I thought was stringy remnants of their shells. When I finally got down to the bottom of the bag, I found a silk worm circling around the last almond left of a bag of about 200. FML
Today, I was eating a croissant. After eating half of it and was about to take another bite, a spider crawled out of one of the holes of flaky deliciousness and descended down a thread of web to the table, where it scuttled away. There was a whole family of them living in there. FML
Today, my house is suffering from an infestation of these tiny black beetles. After brushing my teeth tonight, I was rinsing out my toothbrush when I found that one of the beetles had curled up to die between the bristles. FML
Today, I found a mealworm in my cornflakes. I had already finished most of the bowl. I didn't make it to the toilet to throw up. FML
Today, at my job as a fast food manager, I saw one of my employees "trying to pick the bugs out" of our cookies. They were the raisins in them. FML
Today, I was feeling hungry, so I went to the kitchen to get a bowl of cereal. I found hundreds of weevils festering in my Lucky Charms. FML
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FreddyLunch 0
Just hope they don't eat your insides.
amy397123 0
Just, ew.
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Comments (136)
thelonelylurker 0
Moths eggs aren't bad, protein!! At least they weren't parasites.
primogen18 0
ew, just don't make any impossible promises to the premise "...when moths fly out of my ass!"
eatmydust 0
you polished them off. at what point did you see the moth eggs? If i saw them crawling out of the cookie i wouldn't finish it...or maybe my reading comprehension is awful. thats also a possibility
Lonely_Lez 0
The larva was in the bag, not on the cookie. Easy mistake though, I had to double check myself.
rfarock88 0
Damn, that sucks, but I can't help but guess that the gingerbread cookies were from sometime around the winter holidays (christmas and other various holidays like that), and that should've set off SOME kinda warning light in your head.
magga_mus 0
Eeeew, i just puked a little ! That's just nasty!
Zero2Sixty 0
theres ******* worms in your brain !
EFFyourlifecait 0
Now you have real butterflies in your tummy :)
plexico 4
You might give birth to a whole new brood of Mothmen! They had 'em in West Virginia in the 60's. Look it up. You are going to unleash terror on this world. Terror!
newguy12 0
There are like eight different FMLs about something like this, look at what you're eating before you shove it in your mouth!!!
pinkuggs4ever 0
GO TO THE DOCTORS