Animals: Today, I polished off the delicious iced gingerbread cookies...

By Entheatus - 10/08/2009 04:25 - Canada

Today, I polished off the delicious iced gingerbread cookies in the pantry. I'd assumed the little flecks on them were speckles of broken icing, but as I went to throw the cookie bag away, a larva crawled out. The hundreds of flecks were moth eggs. I've been eating the cookies for three days. FML

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paoisaGdaww 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 20:47

omg, she said it twice already, THEY'RE NOT FROM CHRISTMAS, shitttt you can buy gingerbread cookies whenever, they weren't old that's disgusting though lol