Work, Awkward and Cops: Today, I learned the venue owner and producer for the musical...

By are you kidding me - 22/07/2017 20:03

Today, I learned the venue owner and producer for the musical I'm in is under criminal investigation. What for? Three separate sexual assault incidents and putting cameras in our dressing rooms. FML

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Today, I found out that the guy I've been anonymously sexting with through an adult website is the seriously creepy stalker-ish front desk worker from our office building, who also happens to be the building owner's son. Shit. FML

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By TheaterMom - 28/06/2016 11:12 - Germany

Today, after two months of rehersals, an actor in my theater company decided he was unhappy with the role I gave him, so he refuses to perform. We open tonight. FML

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By Anothermoose - 26/05/2014 03:34 - United States - Victorville

Today, I went to a concert with my girlfriend. Turns out that bouncers don't think it's a problem for girls to go up on stage and make out with the musicians. FML

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By christous - 22/11/2008 04:42 - France

Today, I was supposed to perform my first concert in front of a crowded audience. As we were about to go on stage, my band decided to roll a joint outside. The cops just happened to pass by, and now I'm on my own. FML

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By SteveBassist - 27/03/2018 15:00

Today, while playing on stage, the singer of my band swung his microphone around, straight into my face. I now have stitches above my right eye, and a job interview in three days. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2019 12:00 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I had a rehearsal for a musical I'm in. I've worked my arse off to get the songs I sing in place and sounding good. Unfortunately, my coworkers haven't. Now the director wants to cut the songs I'm in because, "the people you're working with make you look shit." FML

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By seriously - 20/04/2009 23:05 - Canada

Today, I had a substitute teacher for my dance class. I noticed at one point, he took out a camera. The principal came in, everyone was going crazy, and the teacher was dragged out of the classroom. He was taking videos and pictures of us dancing. Turns out he was a registered sex offender. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2009 20:22 - United States

Today, I was working the lighting for a drama production. In the last scene, two characters realize they are in love and kiss, then the stage goes dark. I mixed up my settings, and instead of a blackout, flashing party lights started going off. 300 people turn around to stare at me. FML

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By bandfuckup - 13/03/2017 00:00

Today, my band was playing its first serious gig. I was in the middle of a solo when a drunk guy tackled me, causing me to crash into the drums, breaking them and my guitar, hitting our drummer, knocking him out. FML

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By oww - 09/03/2010 11:14 - United States

Today, I learned not to jump off a stage if nobody is going to catch you. FML

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Glowworm56 26

Sunday 23 July 2017 2:25

Ah, Drama the musical!

Elizabeth Burley 22

Saturday 22 July 2017 20:54

Talk about a real creep! I hope a camera wasnt in any of the dressing rooms you were in! Eww. ?

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Obelisketic 9

Saturday 22 July 2017 20:42

dang

Elizabeth Burley 22

Saturday 22 July 2017 20:54

Talk about a real creep! I hope a camera wasnt in any of the dressing rooms you were in! Eww. ?

ArbiterOfFML 24

Sunday 23 July 2017 19:58

Read what the FML said once more and the truth will be revealed.

softboi 9

Saturday 22 July 2017 21:22

Yeah I'm an actor too and unfortunately this type of stuff happens more often than you think

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 22 July 2017 21:25

Just consider it extra stage time/on-camera time.

Nats4444 11

Saturday 22 July 2017 21:47

Trump?

Etweens96 25

Sunday 23 July 2017 1:08

1. Look for cameras 2. If you used the dressing rooms at anytime, sue the jerk. 3. Punch him in the nads.

Etweens96 25

Sunday 23 July 2017 1:08

And 4. Quit the musical. It's not worth it anymore.

Glowworm56 26

Sunday 23 July 2017 2:25

Ah, Drama the musical!

weeman66 3

Monday 24 July 2017 3:00

tell em to give me the link

CantTouchThat 29

Monday 24 July 2017 16:11

Now the police will have to review all of the footage to make sure it's credible. Sorry OP.. You can only hope that the owner hasn't uploaded any of it..