Today, I placed an order at a fast food joint, when the elderly lady behind me cussed me out for ordering the same thing she wanted. She ranted that I was a "dirty thief", while everyone else glared at me as if I was holding up the line. What the fuck? FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my mom was "that" customer at the local drive-thru. She slipped into attention whore mode and bitched the guy out for not giving us extra fries. He said she didn't ask for any, which was true. Instead of apologizing, she swore at him and floored the gas, sending our drinks spilling all over me. FML
Rude
Today, a drive-thru customer ordered a deal that includes fries and a drink with the sandwich. When I gave it to her, she screamed at me because she "didn't order fries." When I brought up that the deal includes them, she told me I should have "figured it out," called me a "fugly fat slob," and sped off. FML
Strung out
Today, I was at work as a cashier. An old lady unbagged everything I had, and angrily "taught" me how to bag. She put potatoes on her eggs and broke them. She then screamed that I was useless and retarded in front of all my other customers and manager. FML
Preemptive strike
Today, after ordering at a restaurant, the waitress suddenly began acting like a bitch to me, for no apparent reason. I later found out why: most people who order that particular meal tend to argue and whine about the price. I wasn’t going to. FML
Today, when making a delivery for the restaurant I work for, a customer shoved and yelled at me because she didn't get any fries with her order. She didn't order any, which isn't unusual, considering we're a Chinese takeaway and don't even sell them. FML
Today, I was waiting in line while a lady paid for her shopping, when her credit card got declined. She started ranting and insulting everyone and kept insisting: "I'm not poor!" By the time the lady had finally stormed off, I had spittle on my face, and the cashier was almost in tears. FML
Today, a lady cussed me out for not bringing her salad and pizza to her table. She then wanted her money back. I work at a buffet; a self-serve buffet. FML
Today, while bagging my groceries at a store, a lady came over to me, took a good look at the food I'd bought, picked out an item and put it in her bag. When I confronted her, she called security on me and told them I wanted to steal her stuff. I got thrown out and she walked away with a smirk. FML
Today, while working the drive-thru at work, an older woman asked for my phone number to give to her single son. After I politely declined, she called me a slut and threw her food at me through the window before promptly speeding off. FML
Today, a woman came up to me at work and screamed at me for "taking forever" to come and wait at her table. I work at Wendy's. FML
Top comments
Confruzzled 10
Dont order her meal next time. Sheesh.
flashback.miss 28
Well, be nice enough to hand over her sanity while you're at it.
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olpally 33
Just ignore her. She's a crazy bitch. Move along.
mattrd_fml 31
I dont understand why elderly people always feel tbat theh are entitled to everything
asparagus12 21
The one thing I look forward to regarding old age is all of the FML's I will read about myself!
ScenicSubterfuge 39
Haha when people do stuff like that I like to look straight at them and scream:)
Wizardo 34
Horsemeat burger with a side of paranoia and crazy sauce.
AngrySailor 17
Op said a "fast food" joint, in the Philippines. Horse meat would be fine dining. And I have eaten Filipino food enough to know I don't like it thank you very much.
Senseless_487 29
You must be fun at parties, 25...
buckdharma 38
25- how about a race horse.
Wizardo 34
#25, I was referring to the recent horsemeat scandal with big chain supermarkets and I don't care if you've had Philippine food, you're not the OP.
Enslaved 38
All in a sudden, I'm so hungry I could eat a horse! :P
SirEbro 7
25, you're whole life is an FML.
camiftw 1
wtf
worldclassrager 41
Did you get the last one? You two could split it...
wdd2 5
Well known fact: The majority of people are assholes.
Spark_Slicker 19
Ah, old people. They never disappoint.
buckdharma 38
How dare you order her number six. Why that would make you a six thief.