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dirtythief San Juan, Philippines

Today, I placed an order at a fast food joint, when the elderly lady behind me cussed me out for ordering the same thing she wanted. She ranted that I was a "dirty thief", while everyone else glared at me as if I was holding up the line. What the fuck? FML

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Confruzzled 10

Dont order her meal next time. Sheesh.

flashback.miss 28

Well, be nice enough to hand over her sanity while you're at it.

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olpally 33

Just ignore her. She's a crazy bitch. Move along.

I dont understand why elderly people always feel tbat theh are entitled to everything

The one thing I look forward to regarding old age is all of the FML's I will read about myself!

Haha when people do stuff like that I like to look straight at them and scream:)

Wizardo 34

Horsemeat burger with a side of paranoia and crazy sauce.

Op said a "fast food" joint, in the Philippines. Horse meat would be fine dining. And I have eaten Filipino food enough to know I don't like it thank you very much.

You must be fun at parties, 25...

25- how about a race horse.

Wizardo 34

#25, I was referring to the recent horsemeat scandal with big chain supermarkets and I don't care if you've had Philippine food, you're not the OP.

All in a sudden, I'm so hungry I could eat a horse! :P

25, you're whole life is an FML.

wtf

Did you get the last one? You two could split it...

Well known fact: The majority of people are assholes.

Ah, old people. They never disappoint.

How dare you order her number six. Why that would make you a six thief.