OhHeySlogan
United States
Today, I picked up a broken piece of seemingly velvety cactus to show my mom. I now have a million microscopic, painful splinters in my fingers. FML
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fortehlulocaust 6
Life can be a prick.
AngryBeaver32 8
Put a thick layer of glue on your fingers and let it dry completely. After it's good and dry, peel the glue off and it should pull at least some of the splinters out. Also, call your doctor if your erection lasts longer than 4 hours.
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kellybellaliu 0
natural selection at it's finest my friends.
Ins0mau 20
Yeah! 'cause it's really gonna kill her! :-/
Babydoll4ever 7
109- ...I could've sworn it was Sargeant Sarcasm.. P.s. sorry if I spelt sargeant wrong...I'm pretty sure I did.
ohSNAPyall 27
Don't pick a prickly pear by the paw. When you pick a pear, try to use the claw.
how2info 5
If a cactus wasn't prickly, it wouldnt be a cactus, now would it? Your quite the idiot.
OhHeySlogan 4
No, *you're the idiot.
Complaining 13
Why are you so bothered over this? It's common sense that cacti should be handled with care.
Complaining 13
158 - You should really try and spell you're* correctly...
minamail25 7
Use duck tape
sakurose 9
You live in Texas and don't know cactus? YDI
honey_sweet 0
Follow me on twitter @annie_notes
mbrooks5110 0
Not very bright. Use tape to get them out.