OhHeySlogan
United States
Today, I picked up a broken piece of seemingly velvety cactus to show my mom. I now have a million microscopic, painful splinters in my fingers. FML
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fortehlulocaust 6
Life can be a prick.
AngryBeaver32 8
Put a thick layer of glue on your fingers and let it dry completely. After it's good and dry, peel the glue off and it should pull at least some of the splinters out. Also, call your doctor if your erection lasts longer than 4 hours.
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Comments (238)
Dominato 0
Dont you know anything about cacti!?!
OhHeySlogan 4
Nope. Now I do though. I live in Mass the only cacti I've ever seen before were tiny.
bizarre_ftw 22
I live in mass too, I still managed to get the sense not to touch cacti before the age of 10
OhHeySlogan 4
Yeah, I get that you're not supposed to touch a normal cactus, I'm not completely retarded. Some of the staff told us about how they pull out the big thorns on some varieties before they plant them so that people won't hurt themselves. There were no visible prickers, it was an honest mistake.
getsmart123 4
How'd u type this?
Babydoll4ever 7
Maybe with his nose.
OhHeySlogan 4
With my hands. I'm a girl.
purebliss7 6
did u learn anything?
imapyro1996 4
A prickly situation is a bad situation. Pun is in comment capitano stupido
NeonBlack 0
*lights cigarette, takes a puff, throws match behind and ignites a cactus firestorm*
bubbabubbabubba 0
Never the smartest idea to pick up something with needles all over it
SirSquishyPants 1
Sometimes you can't help it, like breathing in carbon monoxide, you don't know it's there, but your still breathing it
lilly98ish 4
Dude I did that once I feel for u bro it ******* hurts!!
thatismessed 0
haha we have one of those in my backyard, and once, while telling people not to touch it...i fell into it
Salkadi 9
It's a cactus what do you expect?
DomainError 5
Wait...how the hell are you typing?!