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Today, I picked up a broken piece of seemingly velvety cactus to show my mom. I now have a million microscopic, painful splinters in my fingers. FML

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I'm the OP. That's what I did and it worked. Haha I'm still finding a few stragglers though.

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Life can be a prick.

AngryBeaver32 8

Put a thick layer of glue on your fingers and let it dry completely. After it's good and dry, peel the glue off and it should pull at least some of the splinters out. Also, call your doctor if your erection lasts longer than 4 hours.

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Comments (238)

Dumb bitch strikes again.

Yeah that doesn't exactly work, there was no pun that could have another meaning to it lol, why the thumbs down on the first guy to point it out, does no one know what a pun is?

I did that when I was a little kid... the "velvety" ones are the worst.

bizarre_ftw 22

I did something like that when I was a little kid too, only I grabbed the thing full forced and with my whole hand cuz I thought it looked cool. One thing though, replace "velvety" with "looks like the head of an over extreme punk with too much hair gel, hair spray, and likely industrial grade cement." Needless to say I have no memory of the occurrence and I had to go to the hospital.

hey. hey u. hey. I heard that cacti hurt people

Blah blah let's be grammar police

Did that once. You should know. Haha, dumbass.

If you did it, then why should I know any better than you? ...

Those damn cacti....

I did that once in the middle of my family reunion, except I was 7...

I did the same thing 2 weeks ago!!

If you rub your hand through your hair a good majority will come out. After that your best bet is to soak your hand in peroxide or rubbing alcohol

bizarre_ftw 22

On the off chance that someone is listening to this guy, don't. You, sir, are a creepy little troll. Don't prank/troll with H2O2! Terrible idea!!! Truly awful!! Shudder

I wouldn't want that shit in my hair. And alcohol will do nothing but hurt. Hoping no one takes this seriously.