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Stormy weather

By Waterboy - 23/04/2022 02:00

Today, I was working at a water park when a storm broke out began. We don’t issue refunds due to bad weather, which made a gentleman very upset. As I explained the policy, explainging it was an “Act of God,” he said, “I’m an Athiest, asshole!” then spat in my face and stormed off. I don’t get paid enough for this. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Saturday 23 April 2022 3:48

That is literally why they invented rain checks! (It's often a figure of speech when you want to postpone doing something. So, yes, I'm using "literally" correctly.)

BurnInDemonFire 33

Saturday 23 April 2022 18:20

Wait... he was upset that it started raining... while he was at a water park?

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RichardPencil 30

Saturday 23 April 2022 3:48

That is literally why they invented rain checks! (It's often a figure of speech when you want to postpone doing something. So, yes, I'm using "literally" correctly.)

BurnInDemonFire 33

Saturday 23 April 2022 18:20

Wait... he was upset that it started raining... while he was at a water park?

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