Stormy weather

By Waterboy - 23/04/2022 02:00

Today, I was working at a water park when a storm broke out began. We don’t issue refunds due to bad weather, which made a gentleman very upset. As I explained the policy, explainging it was an “Act of God,” he said, “I’m an Athiest, asshole!” then spat in my face and stormed off. I don’t get paid enough for this. FML
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You're supposed to say "Act of nature." They can't deny that...

That is literally why they invented rain checks! (It's often a figure of speech when you want to postpone doing something. So, yes, I'm using "literally" correctly.)

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That is literally why they invented rain checks! (It's often a figure of speech when you want to postpone doing something. So, yes, I'm using "literally" correctly.)

You're supposed to say "Act of nature." They can't deny that...

I don’t believe in nature. Everything is a simulation.

Would the belief that "everything is a simulation" be considered atheism, or agnosticism? Or perhaps some form of technolatry? Like the "Soul of a New Machine"?

I would assume that it would be theism in some form, albeit probably a different deity from what one would otherwise expect, like if God were a basement dweller who plays The Sims all day.

Wait... he was upset that it started raining... while he was at a water park?