OhHeySlogan
United States
Today, I picked up a broken piece of seemingly velvety cactus to show my mom. I now have a million microscopic, painful splinters in my fingers. FML
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fortehlulocaust 6
Life can be a prick.
AngryBeaver32 8
Put a thick layer of glue on your fingers and let it dry completely. After it's good and dry, peel the glue off and it should pull at least some of the splinters out. Also, call your doctor if your erection lasts longer than 4 hours.
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Comments (238)
Chelseam2 4
I did the same thing. XD
Norrec86 7
Try putting some wax on them. Then use the waxing strips
terence78 0
Those kind of cacti suck!
weeman4189 0
I did that once
cunningchick 1
Ratard, I meant wht I said and said wht I meant.
OhHeySlogan 4
Ratard? You're kidding me, right?
sarbear89 0
I had a cactus like that!!! Had to warn so many people not to touch it!!! They look fuzzy
ImTheAlpha 30
Stupid, if a cactus doesn't have big spines, it's gønna have small ones. That's how they protect themselves.
aydanenyawillow 1
One does not simply touch a cactus.
oh_lordy_me 18
The OP takes everything really personally it seems
Euronymous93 29
Never, ever assume a cactus that looks soft and velvety feels soft and velvety. The fuzzy ones hurt like motherfuckers when you touch them. Sorry that happened to you, OP.