OhHeySlogan
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Today, I picked up a broken piece of seemingly velvety cactus to show my mom. I now have a million microscopic, painful splinters in my fingers. FML
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fortehlulocaust 6
Life can be a prick.
AngryBeaver32 8
Put a thick layer of glue on your fingers and let it dry completely. After it's good and dry, peel the glue off and it should pull at least some of the splinters out. Also, call your doctor if your erection lasts longer than 4 hours.
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ohmylanta22 5
I actually lol'd at this comment *slow claps*
skizza_fml 3
Why would he get an erection from a cactus?? Not trolling I just don't see how that works
skizza_fml 3
That was to 20
Person1233 13
I'll show you how if you step into my van...
deviable 9
I'm guessing some cacti have toxins on their spines which might have erections as a side effect.
bizarre_ftw 22
Do it! 91 seems legit. :)
perdix 31
Velvety Cactus? That's my **** name!!! I guess I can now add: "Feels like a million pricks," to my tag line. I'll omit the microscopic part ;)
bizarre_ftw 22
Add stiff in place of microscopic
cj7jeep 1
Thank you, captain obvious :P
KateWesley44 0
what a prickly situation.
MaRyJaNeRulz 0
Ouch! Dammm thts gotta hurt
EG14_fml 8
I learned that the hard way as well. You arent alone
MarioDragon 14
Don't move to the desert. If you do live there, leave immediately.
konstantinos616 17
hurts even worse when you sit on them...
dylan7277 0
you have to piss on your hands theyll fall out. this has happened to me twice