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By Bechara - 13/06/2011 09:11 - Pakistan

Today, I overheard my girlfriend telling her friend, "Actually, it's a good thing she died, she was quite a bitch." She was talking about my mother. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2015 18:55 - United States

Today, I overheard my mother-in-law and sister-in-law over the baby monitor. They were talking about how much better off my daughter would be if I were to die. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2015 06:15 - Canada - Gatineau

Today, I overheard my in-laws talking about me. It started off with light insults and ended with, "People like her are the reason murder ain't always wrong". FML

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By fucklife - 16/04/2013 18:13 - United States - Washington

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML

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By DaoOfPow - 23/05/2015 07:51 - United States - Danbury

Today, my mom told me I'm the reason she's going to kill herself one day. FML

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By derbyboy - 19/10/2011 05:38 - United Kingdom

Today, at work, I misheard a customer telling me a story. To be polite, I did a slight laugh and nodded my head. She actually told me her mum had died. FML

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By speed-dialing dr kevorkian - 27/02/2016 07:25 - United States - Two Rivers

Today, my mom came home heavily drunk. As I was taking care of her, she told me all about how I was a mistake. That didn't hurt nearly as much as when she told me she wishes I'd died during her pregnancy. FML

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By schellbytheseashore - 21/02/2009 07:30 - United States

Today, during a text conversation with a girl I've been trying to get with, she complained about how crummy of a day she was having. I told her it couldn't be as bad as she thought, and she would probably get it over it soon. Then she told me she had found out her cousin had been murdered. FML

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By idkmybffjill? - 13/02/2009 04:12 - United States

Today, I was pestering a co-worker, so she jokingly stated "I'll bury you!" and I replied "I'll bury your mom!". Her moms funeral was last week. FML

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By RIP - 15/07/2012 05:02 - United States

Today, my mom came over to me and whispered something in my ear. I didn't hear it and assumed it was a joke, so I started laughing. Turns out my aunt died. FML

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By HF44 - 29/07/2015 17:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, during my father's funeral, I heard my mother-in-law mutter, "No loss there. Lazy cunt." FML

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rabiesss 0

Monday 13 June 2011 15:56

messed up :/

Marzee 14

Monday 13 June 2011 15:57

FYL. I hope she is now ur ex-girlfriend.

Comments

MsMeiriona 2

Monday 13 June 2011 21:50

...and she's not an ex, why?

terminator689 0

Monday 13 June 2011 22:04

that's awful!!

kendallhi 9

Monday 13 June 2011 22:10

You can do better

philo_fli 0

Monday 13 June 2011 22:16

not coo.....not coo at all!

justkalie1016 0

Monday 13 June 2011 22:21

that's horrible :( I'm sorry

xInwex 12

Monday 13 June 2011 22:22

holy crap D: I hoped you dumped her ass! disgusting...ugh!

jess6blondie9 2

Monday 13 June 2011 22:28

Wow! What the hell. I would drop that bitch like a hot potato. Your parents death is probably the one of the most crushing things that can happen to you, so your girlfriend saying that it was a good thing that she died because she was quite a bitch? Um. No. Sounds to me like she's the bitch.