By SadMother - 04/10/2014 19:52 - United States - South Windsor

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Today, I overheard my daughter talking to her boyfriend over the phone about having sex. She said, "You have to piss on me to get me pregnant, that's what I heard anyway." She's 16. FML
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glimmer980 20

I think you need to have the birds and the bees talk before she does end up pregnant

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alex_jones2312 7

Hopefully that was the last time you got drunk

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HersheySquirts 17

Hopefully the girl #1 pissed on, Wrote an FML about it.

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myGRAM 14

yeesh... I hope you gained some maturity by the time the kid was born...

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8born8 18

Aahhh the golden shower. Not my cup of tea, but whatever floats your boat. And I think we've all been that drunk once.

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MaxCrack 2

Piss on someone to get them pregnant?

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glimmer980 20

I think you need to have the birds and the bees talk before she does end up pregnant

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TrippingOnAcid 29

Or maybe OP's daughter knew her mum was eavesdropping

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Soviet_American 29

^ I think talking about getting peed on, would make for a more awkward convo...

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NiceGuysDoWin 21

If your daughter is 16 and you haven't educated her about sex, you have failed as a parent. Why are parents so squeemish talking to their kids about sex? If they are old enough to ask the question, "Where do babies come from?" they are old enough to start getting answers to those questions. If people would just be honest with their children and be open to discussions about sex, drugs, smoking, alcohol, or any other topic when their kids are young, they wouldn't have a problem with their kids being comfortable talking to them about this stuff when it matters.

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Epikatz 22

OP's name is SadMother, but the post says they are male... so mom or dad?...

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flutterby789 8

well said! as a parent you should educate your child!

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oatmeal96 10

Yea but isn't this in a way a good thing?

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Marley_000 14

Agree 100% #70. This is a YDI. What kind of parent lets their child make their own assumptions about sex right up to age 16? A little past due for the talk. And if their daughter does end up pregnant, or worse, peed on; OP has no one to blame but themselves.

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BSnapZ 21

#117 You think being peed on is worse than getting pregnant?

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brivielle 15

#111 No. Ignorance is not innocence.

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Mr_retardo 8

You people have heard of sex Ed in school, right?

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oneloonyluna 13

A hell of a lot of schools leave the decision to take that class up to the parent, and a hell of a lot opt their children out because "it'll make them sexually active if the learn about it".

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laden_swallow09 34

Sounds like some Sex Ed is in order, and not just The Talk, either.

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AoC15 10

There really isn't sex ed it's just health and it doesn't go deep into sex. And you see the outcome of that

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okaydisarray 17

I'm assuming 3 meant that OP needs to educate her daughter on the subject of sex and the mechanics of reproduction. Meaning she needs to go a little more in depth than most parents do when having "the talk."

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howsthisforaname 34

Ahhh abstinence only education at its finest. Get a biology text book and talk her through how it works.

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garrett_8614 14

Whether or not the school has a Sex Ed or health class, it is very important for a parent to talk about stuff like this in detail. The last thing you want is a misinformed child walking around confused about how sex or pregnancy works

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Just_A_Tree 20

A lot of places teach abstinence only anymore (as far as I know). They teach safe sex, and all the risks, and then do a good job of reminding students that abstinence is the only way to ensure 100% not pregnant or other varying diseases. I've even been to a sex education put on by the church. And even then. They still taught safe sex, yet still leaning toward abstinence. I don't know if it's the same everywhere though.

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m1e0l 12

Wasn't it your job to have "the talk" with her?

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Metthew 15

If that's what she heard and believe, I think you need to get your butt in gear and tell her how it really is, considering you're the parent - embarrassing for you that you haven't bothered to tell her before she turned 16 AND got a boyfriend.

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Rainhawk94 27

Did she get that info from R.Kelly

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Gravenmuir 18

She smells like R. Kelly's sheets...pissssssssssssssssss

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