Today, I overheard my daughter talking to her boyfriend over the phone about having sex. She said, "You have to piss on me to get me pregnant, that's what I heard anyway." She's 16. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I overheard my mom giving my 6-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, my 17-year-old son managed to easily convince my 13-year-old daughter that if you have sex before getting married, you'll instantly get horrible diseases that will kill you. Her freaking out is how I found out she's not only gullible as hell, but sexually active as well. FML
Today, my 16-year-old cousin told me she was "late." When I asked if she could be pregnant, she said no, because, "You can't get pregnant the first time you have sex." I ended up having to give her the sex talk. FML
Today, I sat down with my daughter to have the sex talk, because she recently started seeing a guy. I mentioned at one point how disappointed I would be if she got pregnant. She went wide-eyed and asked, "Didn't mom tell you?" FML
Today, I found out that my daughter not only has a boyfriend, but that they're trying for a baby. She's barely 15. FML
Today, I was a bit upset to learn that my 13 year-old daughter had a boyfriend. When she noticed, she assured me that I shouldn't worry, because "it's just for sex anyway". FML
Today, despite spending literal years educating my son about safe sex and warning him not to do something stupid like get a girl pregnant at 16, he actually surpassed my expectations. He got her pregnant at 17. Plus she gave him a nasty STD. FML
Today, not only did I find out that my 13 year-old daughter is pregnant, I found out that she did it on purpose "to prove that she’s responsible." FML
Today, my 14 year old daughter told me she's pregnant. I work as a public speaker for promoting celibacy and safe sex. FML
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glimmer980 20
I think you need to have the birds and the bees talk before she does end up pregnant
ComoEsJuan 24
The birds and the pees. Wait...
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Comments (183)
mattrd_fml 31
Maybe she's into WS but was too embarrassed to tell him that.
uhohitslisa2 20
You deserve it for not the talk with her
novapine 19
But you corrected her, right? And was very supportive and kind, right? Right.
MissBehavin77 18
I say ydi for apparently not talking to her about these things, she shouldn't be that clueless.
oJoy 11
parenting fail
wolfman29 5
at least she wont be getting pregnant anytime soon
lissy3131 5
I don't know which is sadder, the fact that she wants to have sex at sixteen or the fact that she doesn't know how women become pregnant...
shepp626 11
16 is pretty average
limabeans101029 21
104- Having sex at 16 isn't always such a terrible thing. I had sex at 16, and I seem to be turning out pretty normally. It's also the legal age in a lot of places.
elizacandle 29
it's time...no...it's been time for you to talk to her about sex. shit. ******* damn it.
ceelos97 16
And your her father!!!! Grow a pair and stop her from having a teenage pregnancy
skittyskatbrat 19
I'd have + this, but, well, "your"....
mrtonyanderson 20
Time to have a serious talk with your daughter...