By SadMother - 04/10/2014 19:52 - United States - South Windsor

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Today, I overheard my daughter talking to her boyfriend over the phone about having sex. She said, "You have to piss on me to get me pregnant, that's what I heard anyway." She's 16. FML
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glimmer980 20

I think you need to have the birds and the bees talk before she does end up pregnant

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mattrd_fml 31

Maybe she's into WS but was too embarrassed to tell him that.

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uhohitslisa2 20

You deserve it for not the talk with her

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novapine 19

But you corrected her, right? And was very supportive and kind, right? Right.

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MissBehavin77 18

I say ydi for apparently not talking to her about these things, she shouldn't be that clueless.

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wolfman29 5

at least she wont be getting pregnant anytime soon

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lissy3131 5

I don't know which is sadder, the fact that she wants to have sex at sixteen or the fact that she doesn't know how women become pregnant...

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limabeans101029 20

104- Having sex at 16 isn't always such a terrible thing. I had sex at 16, and I seem to be turning out pretty normally. It's also the legal age in a lot of places.

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elizacandle 29

it's time...no...it's been time for you to talk to her about sex. shit. ******* damn it.

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ceelos97 16

And your her father!!!! Grow a pair and stop her from having a teenage pregnancy

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skittyskatbrat 19

I'd have + this, but, well, "your"....

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mrtonyanderson 20

Time to have a serious talk with your daughter...

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