Health and Pregnancy: Sex ed failed a generation

Sex ed failed a generation

By Anonymous - 16/06/2019 00:01

Today, my 16-year-old cousin told me she was "late." When I asked if she could be pregnant, she said no, because, "You can't get pregnant the first time you have sex." I ended up having to give her the sex talk. FML

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By SadMother - 04/10/2014 19:52 - United States - South Windsor

Today, I overheard my daughter talking to her boyfriend over the phone about having sex. She said, "You have to piss on me to get me pregnant, that's what I heard anyway." She's 16. FML

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Race against the clock

By huh? - 22/07/2020 20:00

Today, we found out that my 13-year-old cousin is pregnant. My mom then turned to me and asked why I decided to wait so long. I’m only 20. Instead of being worried that this young girl has potentially ruined her entire life, my mom just complained that her sister "gets to be a grandma first." FML

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You what?

By unknown - 02/11/2013 21:10 - Canada - Courtenay

Today, I sat down with my daughter to have the sex talk, because she recently started seeing a guy. I mentioned at one point how disappointed I would be if she got pregnant. She went wide-eyed and asked, "Didn't mom tell you?" FML

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Sex ed has failed entire generations

By Thatslife - 26/03/2011 19:29 - Netherlands

Today, I asked my friend what form of birth control she used the first time she had sex. She stared at me like I was from another planet and said, "You can't get pregnant the first time..." This moron is my best friend. FML

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By fucked by sex ed - 29/03/2013 17:18 - United States - Manchester

Today, my 19-year-old son told me his girlfriend is pregnant, and was diagnosed with an STD. He's sure that he's the father. He's also sure he doesn't have an STD, because he's a virgin. I had to give him the sex talk that his school never did, as well as explain to him that his girlfriend is a cheater. FML

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Rite of passage

By tortilla - 28/11/2020 16:58 - United States - Petaluma

Today, I got punched after telling my 11-year-old cousin that her period is "coming for her." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2013 16:38 - United States - Spencer

Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML

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By younggrammy - 20/08/2009 20:15 - United States

Today, my 14 year old daughter told me she's pregnant. I work as a public speaker for promoting celibacy and safe sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/08/2009 23:42 - United States

Today, at a family gathering, my aunt asked me when I was planning to have children. I'm only 16, I laughed and said not for a while, definitely not until I get married. My family shook their heads, and ignored me for the rest of the day. Apparently, teenage pregnancy is valued in my family. FML

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Sex Ed is broken

By asnolt - 24/05/2011 22:29 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my sobbing teenage daughter why you can't get pregnant from masturbating. FML

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tounces7 27

Sunday 16 June 2019 0:37

**** her life for having parents who seriously neglected educating her.

Catdragon 40

Tuesday 17 January 2017 10:38

This is why you don't shelter kids.

Comments

Catdragon 40

Tuesday 17 January 2017 10:38

This is why you don't shelter kids.

EmDizzle2007 28

Sunday 16 June 2019 1:04

she wasn't sheltered, she just wasn't educated. it's sickeningly common.

timinator5000 28

Sunday 16 June 2019 1:10

They are closely linked. More than likely her parents only told her no sex till marriage.

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 16 June 2019 0:26

Why? You’re just closing the barn door after the horse has left.

tounces7 27

Sunday 16 June 2019 0:37

**** her life for having parents who seriously neglected educating her.

raven_of_azarath 34

Sunday 16 June 2019 4:10

Obviously she’s never watched The Secret Life of the American Teenager.

Nhayaa 21

Sunday 16 June 2019 6:01

Is this happening in the US? Because honestly, you know how shitty sex education is in this so puritan yet extreme country...

WeirdUS 29

Monday 17 June 2019 4:04

How is it the kid is that clueless ? Doesn’t mean the parents didn’t try but common sense has to come into play. You can’t say you don’t know. This kid obviously can’t manage basic science

maxfml9999 2

Tuesday 18 June 2019 18:56

It’s always the least intelligent that reproduce the most FHL

IHaveThePower 16

Wednesday 2 August 2023 1:25

Planned Parenthood will make an appointment to check if she's pregnant or if this is normal. Please CALL THEM AND ARRANGE AN APPOINTMENT. Because at 16, it's a crapshoot, and pregnancy tests may or may not even be reliable with this--your hormones don't really settle down until your mid-twenties.