Today, while on a beach with my boyfriend, with whom I've been with for three years, I went on his phone to find a restaurant I'd sent him on Instagram. Instead, I found countless messages to other women, trying to slide into their DMs. Needless to say, everyone on that beach got a free show. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, it's been a week since I flew down to stay with my long-distance boyfriend. We went on long walks on the shore, under the stars, and had an unforgettable picnic viewing the sunset. I just now received a message of screenshots displaying him attempting to hook up with another girl. FML
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
Today, at 3am, my boyfriend's phone notifications kept going off. I attempted to wake him up, but he didn't budge. When I went to silence it, I saw his Ashley Madison notification, followed by Tinder, Zoosk, and Plenty of Fish. We've been monogamous over a year... or so I thought. FML
Today, I went onto my fiance's phone because I was seeing if a message was important enough go wake him up for. It wasn't important, but when I unlocked his phone, Facebook was already open with his female best friend's chat. He pretty much admitted to her that he still has feelings and that she's a better mom. FML
Today, my boyfriend went to the beach. His parents relentlessly tried to hook him with other girls, all the while knowing that we're dating. Their reasoning is that I'm not a 'real girlfriend.' FML
Today, I was trying to be sexy and sent my new boyfriend a nude. Before we started dating, I had hooked up with three of his friends which he was super insecure about. Somehow I accidentally sent it to a group chat which included five different people besides us. All of those friends were in it. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to go on my boyfriend's Facebook to change his status. While in the process, his account received a message. Turns out he's planning on hooking up with his ex-girlfriend/one of my friends and is definitely over me. How's that for snooping around? FML
Today, I got a new smartphone and wanted to surprise my girlfriend with a naughty picture with it. A few minutes after sending it, I got a reply back from my girlfriend. And my best friend. And my sister. And everyone on my contacts list. FML
Today, the guy I've been dating texted me to say he joined an online dating site. He must have thought I was the best person to share this information with. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I was the only girl he'd ever text, call, or flirt with again. Later on he told two other girls exactly the same thing on Facebook, not realizing that everybody can read wall messages. FML
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Joshawott 21
Misread that as "3 year old boyfriend" and got seriously worried for a second...
Smithworthy 20
As hard as it probably was, good thing you raised hell for him. Deserved every bit of it
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Joshawott 21
Misread that as "3 year old boyfriend" and got seriously worried for a second...
RichardPencil 32
If you’re hot, I’m sure you could get lots of guys to slide into your “DM” or whatever you call your various orifices.
OriGiNnnnn 1
What’s the mean of “DMs”
Aerosmith71 11
Direct Messages (on Instagram)
Smithworthy 20
As hard as it probably was, good thing you raised hell for him. Deserved every bit of it
alicelouise66 5
I think you were snooping on his phone. ydi
Sporadic1 6
everyone wondering what she means by DM..... glad I'm not the only one.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Did you throw his phone into the ocean? Did you kick him in the balls? Did you tell him to "go **** one of his little ******"? Did you get the names of the girls he was messaging, check to see if he'd had sex with any, and then get yourself tested for an STD? If not, do all of the above. If you have, do it again.
mas12806 24
Why can’t he be friends w/ other women
tounces7 28
Free show? I can't tell if that means you publicly fought with your boyfriend and entertained the crowd that way, or decided to flash everyone as a way of getting back at him.
jbuckets_404 39
Fairly certain that it was the former ie, drama....