Miscellaneous: Today, I ordered a chicken sandwich. I was starving and it was...

By Foufinator - 04/10/2009 19:33 - France

Today, I ordered a chicken sandwich. I was starving and it was the fastest thing to order. Half way through it, I found something which does not belong, and removed it. It was half a cockroach, and I don't know where the other half is. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2014 18:51 - Mayotte - Mamoudzou

Today, I found a roach in my takeaway. I found it after I felt something hard in my mouth and spat pieces of it back out onto my plate. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2012 14:30 - United States - Fpo

Today, I ordered ramen to go. I looked at my order and discovered a cockroach. Disgusted, I showed it to them, and they apologized by "replacing" it for free. Later on, while I was enjoying the delicious food, I once again discovered a cockroach buried under all the noodles. FML

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Ewwwwww

By Anonymous - 12/02/2017 08:00 - United States

Today, I ordered some food to get delivered. When I opened the bag a fly flew out. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2021 00:30

Today, I was drinking lemon juice through a straw. After finishing half of the drink, I noticed there was a cockroach in my straw. FML

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Food poisoning is back on the menu!

By James - 06/05/2023 06:00 - Australia

Today, whilst on a road trip with friends, we stopped at a roadside diner for lunch. I ordered a chicken sandwich and when it arrived, I took a huge bite out of it, only to realize that it was still completely raw in the middle. FML

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By dire-rear - 16/01/2010 20:19 - Singapore

Today, I was stuck on the toilet with a huge stomachache after eating bad food the day before. I got up to flush when I noticed that there was a cockroach struggling feebly in the pile of crap. I'll never know if it got there before or after I crapped. FML

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By ijustwantpizza - 07/01/2015 12:11 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I was having a cheat meal after 2 weeks of strict dieting. When I opened the pizza box, I saw a cockroach. It'd been baked into the cheese. FML

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By Sarah-grace - 17/05/2016 22:20 - United States - Benton

Today, I was dumping some old milk in the sink and noticed it wasn't going down. Assuming food was clogging the drain, I stuck my hand down in it to remove the food. I removed a blueberry and half a cockroach. FML

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By veggiegal - 13/02/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I found a bone in my sandwich. It was a veggie burger. FML

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By no name - 22/02/2011 12:25

Today, I got up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. I felt something get caught in my throat so I coughed and spluttered a bit. When I turned on the lights I discovered I'd coughed up a cockroach. FML

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Expertfail 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 23:19

Maybe it was a really deformed half-cockroach? Or maybe you ate it.

socalsd 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 23:29

Sue them!

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Lyssa3309 0

Monday 5 October 2009 4:25

OMG i feel soo sorry for you that was the nastiest thing ive ever heard... ugh i jus wanna throw up...

Cristaderzi 0

Monday 5 October 2009 4:44

Some places they eat fried cockroaches literally like Americans eat potato chips Next time eat some home food Ydi

darkshadow_fml 0

Monday 5 October 2009 4:49

Half FYL I guess But guess what, now you can sue them for shitloads

coolio2120 0

Monday 5 October 2009 4:50

Eww...

Blobs 0

Monday 5 October 2009 4:51

Stole this from a joke. "What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple."

sacredpoppy 0

Monday 5 October 2009 7:27

It isn't necessarily a fake FML. I opened up a Reese's peanut butter cup when I was in high school. I ate the first one; and then, when I was about to eat the second one, I dropped it. It broke apart and there were maggots in it. I know it's similar to the joke you mentioned, but the OP might not have been lying.

redbluegreen 40

Monday 5 October 2009 7:43

This is why I always check my food before I eat it. It's a little creepy, but it does happen.

andyroxs 2

Monday 5 October 2009 5:12

In Soviet Russia, cockroach eat you!!

D_Snow 0

Monday 5 October 2009 5:17

can you say lawsuit!

neverStopLaughin 0

Monday 5 October 2009 5:25

ew. i would suggest not eating there again

tinkchic4life 0

Monday 5 October 2009 5:40

thank you for teaching me a lesson:always check your food btw EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ummmm not to freak you out anymore but you probably ate the other half. sue and never eat there again. im so grossed out i dont even wanna eat out anymore