Today, I ordered a chicken sandwich. I was starving and it was the fastest thing to order. Half way through it, I found something which does not belong, and removed it. It was half a cockroach, and I don't know where the other half is. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found a roach in my takeaway. I found it after I felt something hard in my mouth and spat pieces of it back out onto my plate. FML
Today, I ordered ramen to go. I looked at my order and discovered a cockroach. Disgusted, I showed it to them, and they apologized by "replacing" it for free. Later on, while I was enjoying the delicious food, I once again discovered a cockroach buried under all the noodles. FML
Today, I ordered some food to get delivered. When I opened the bag a fly flew out. FML
Today, I was drinking lemon juice through a straw. After finishing half of the drink, I noticed there was a cockroach in my straw. FML
Today, whilst on a road trip with friends, we stopped at a roadside diner for lunch. I ordered a chicken sandwich and when it arrived, I took a huge bite out of it, only to realize that it was still completely raw in the middle. FML
Today, I was stuck on the toilet with a huge stomachache after eating bad food the day before. I got up to flush when I noticed that there was a cockroach struggling feebly in the pile of crap. I'll never know if it got there before or after I crapped. FML
Today, I was having a cheat meal after two weeks of strict dieting. When I opened the pizza box, I saw a cockroach. It had been baked into the cheese. FML
Today, I started my new job. I went to microwave food, only to discover roaches and ants crawling out of it. Now I am grossed out but still hungry. FML
Today, I was dumping some old milk in the sink and noticed it wasn't going down. Assuming food was clogging the drain, I stuck my hand down in it to remove the food. I removed a blueberry and half a cockroach. FML
Today, I woke up late and in a rush, I grabbed what I thought was a container of leftover spaghetti from the refrigerator to take to work. At lunch, I opened it to find it wasn't spaghetti, but raw marinated chicken my roommate had prepped for dinner. I ended up eating a vending machine sandwich that tasted like cardboard. FML
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Top comments
Expertfail 0
Maybe it was a really deformed half-cockroach? Or maybe you ate it.
socalsd 0
Sue them!
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Comments (138)
Lyssa3309 0
OMG i feel soo sorry for you that was the nastiest thing ive ever heard... ugh i jus wanna throw up...
Cristaderzi 0
Some places they eat fried cockroaches literally like Americans eat potato chips Next time eat some home food Ydi
darkshadow_fml 0
Half FYL I guess But guess what, now you can sue them for shitloads
coolio2120 0
Eww...
Blobs 0
Stole this from a joke. "What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple."
sacredpoppy 0
It isn't necessarily a fake FML. I opened up a Reese's peanut butter cup when I was in high school. I ate the first one; and then, when I was about to eat the second one, I dropped it. It broke apart and there were maggots in it. I know it's similar to the joke you mentioned, but the OP might not have been lying.
redbluegreen 41
This is why I always check my food before I eat it. It's a little creepy, but it does happen.
andyroxs 2
In Soviet Russia, cockroach eat you!!
D_Snow 0
can you say lawsuit!
neverStopLaughin 0
ew. i would suggest not eating there again
tinkchic4life 0
thank you for teaching me a lesson:always check your food btw EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ummmm not to freak you out anymore but you probably ate the other half. sue and never eat there again. im so grossed out i dont even wanna eat out anymore
FAKEstfu 0
I threw up in my mouth.... FYL