Miscellaneous: Today, I ordered a chicken sandwich. I was starving and it was...

By Foufinator - 04/10/2009 19:33 - France

Today, I ordered a chicken sandwich. I was starving and it was the fastest thing to order. Half way through it, I found something which does not belong, and removed it. It was half a cockroach, and I don't know where the other half is. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2014 18:51 - Mayotte - Mamoudzou

Today, I found a roach in my takeaway. I found it after I felt something hard in my mouth and spat pieces of it back out onto my plate. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2012 14:30 - United States - Fpo

Today, I ordered ramen to go. I looked at my order and discovered a cockroach. Disgusted, I showed it to them, and they apologized by "replacing" it for free. Later on, while I was enjoying the delicious food, I once again discovered a cockroach buried under all the noodles. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2017 08:00 - United States

Today, I ordered some food to get delivered. When I opened the bag a fly flew out. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2021 00:30

Today, I was drinking lemon juice through a straw. After finishing half of the drink, I noticed there was a cockroach in my straw. FML

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By James - 06/05/2023 06:00 - Australia

Today, whilst on a road trip with friends, we stopped at a roadside diner for lunch. I ordered a chicken sandwich and when it arrived, I took a huge bite out of it, only to realize that it was still completely raw in the middle. FML

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By dire-rear - 16/01/2010 20:19 - Singapore

Today, I was stuck on the toilet with a huge stomachache after eating bad food the day before. I got up to flush when I noticed that there was a cockroach struggling feebly in the pile of crap. I'll never know if it got there before or after I crapped. FML

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By ijustwantpizza - 07/01/2015 12:11 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I was having a cheat meal after 2 weeks of strict dieting. When I opened the pizza box, I saw a cockroach. It'd been baked into the cheese. FML

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By Sarah-grace - 17/05/2016 22:20 - United States - Benton

Today, I was dumping some old milk in the sink and noticed it wasn't going down. Assuming food was clogging the drain, I stuck my hand down in it to remove the food. I removed a blueberry and half a cockroach. FML

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By veggiegal - 13/02/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I found a bone in my sandwich. It was a veggie burger. FML

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By no name - 22/02/2011 12:25

Today, I got up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. I felt something get caught in my throat so I coughed and spluttered a bit. When I turned on the lights I discovered I'd coughed up a cockroach. FML

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Expertfail 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 23:19

Maybe it was a really deformed half-cockroach? Or maybe you ate it.

socalsd 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 23:29

Sue them!

Comments

aqu4man 0

Monday 5 October 2009 19:20

cockroaches are among the healthiest insects you can eat... and the tastiest!

Miz_Firebrand 3

Monday 5 October 2009 20:31

I know where it is!!

xnachox 6

Tuesday 6 October 2009 0:43

the same thing happened to me but it was a stink bugXP i know how you feel...

epicwinmaster 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 2:26

umm shouldnt this be on my life is awesome? :D

irockyahhig 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 3:33

eww, damn. ! i would like freak out daww'

Aline_fml 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 4:36

Eww. It happens with me all the time, with a myriad of different bugs, I hate that. FYL, for sure.

han1213 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 9:37

thats happened to me before. halfway through drinking my minestrone soup i found a cockroach in it. i had been drinking cockroach soup. i almost puked.

clusterfungus 3

Tuesday 6 October 2009 19:21

I know where the other half is!! I know!!!

leahwoodzy 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 19:38

I once found a black widow in my cereal. It was laying upside down at the bottom of the bowl and its legs were going crazy trying to flip itself back over. I had eaten the whole bowl... Must have crawled into the box when it was left open... I vomited for an hour. I feel your pain. (Except I didnt eat half of it.)

Foufinator 2

Tuesday 6 October 2009 22:19

Hi... Im not French, or a dude. FML support messed up with that. Im Midde Eastern. We don't eat snails and frogs here :S Euw.... Or cockroaches for that matter. And.. I COULD sue.. but its kind of a small chain restaurant.. not Mcdonnald's for who ever's wondering. Its barely got 4 branches open where i live. Its not even worth the lawsuit. Just never eating back there again! Im sorry for whoever lost their appetite.. but now you know how i feel :P Also, a month or two before that i'd gotten a fly in my coffee.. that was still alive.. How do i know it was alive? I felt it next to my tongue ring in my mouth. Fml.. again.