Today, I ordered a chicken sandwich. I was starving and it was the fastest thing to order. Half way through it, I found something which does not belong, and removed it. It was half a cockroach, and I don't know where the other half is. FML
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Today, I found a roach in my takeaway. I found it after I felt something hard in my mouth and spat pieces of it back out onto my plate. FML
Today, I ordered ramen to go. I looked at my order and discovered a cockroach. Disgusted, I showed it to them, and they apologized by "replacing" it for free. Later on, while I was enjoying the delicious food, I once again discovered a cockroach buried under all the noodles. FML
Today, I ordered some food to get delivered. When I opened the bag a fly flew out. FML
Today, I was drinking lemon juice through a straw. After finishing half of the drink, I noticed there was a cockroach in my straw. FML
Today, whilst on a road trip with friends, we stopped at a roadside diner for lunch. I ordered a chicken sandwich and when it arrived, I took a huge bite out of it, only to realize that it was still completely raw in the middle. FML
Today, I was stuck on the toilet with a huge stomachache after eating bad food the day before. I got up to flush when I noticed that there was a cockroach struggling feebly in the pile of crap. I'll never know if it got there before or after I crapped. FML
Today, I was having a cheat meal after two weeks of strict dieting. When I opened the pizza box, I saw a cockroach. It had been baked into the cheese. FML
Today, I started my new job. I went to microwave food, only to discover roaches and ants crawling out of it. Now I am grossed out but still hungry. FML
Today, I was dumping some old milk in the sink and noticed it wasn't going down. Assuming food was clogging the drain, I stuck my hand down in it to remove the food. I removed a blueberry and half a cockroach. FML
Today, I woke up late and in a rush, I grabbed what I thought was a container of leftover spaghetti from the refrigerator to take to work. At lunch, I opened it to find it wasn't spaghetti, but raw marinated chicken my roommate had prepped for dinner. I ended up eating a vending machine sandwich that tasted like cardboard. FML
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Top comments
Expertfail 0
Maybe it was a really deformed half-cockroach? Or maybe you ate it.
socalsd 0
Sue them!
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Comments (138)
aqu4man 0
cockroaches are among the healthiest insects you can eat... and the tastiest!
Miz_Firebrand 3
I know where it is!!
xnachox 6
the same thing happened to me but it was a stink bugXP i know how you feel...
epicwinmaster 0
umm shouldnt this be on my life is awesome? :D
irockyahhig 0
eww, damn. ! i would like freak out daww'
Aline_fml 0
Eww. It happens with me all the time, with a myriad of different bugs, I hate that. FYL, for sure.
han1213 0
thats happened to me before. halfway through drinking my minestrone soup i found a cockroach in it. i had been drinking cockroach soup. i almost puked.
clusterfungus 3
I know where the other half is!! I know!!!
leahwoodzy 0
I once found a black widow in my cereal. It was laying upside down at the bottom of the bowl and its legs were going crazy trying to flip itself back over. I had eaten the whole bowl... Must have crawled into the box when it was left open... I vomited for an hour. I feel your pain. (Except I didnt eat half of it.)
Foufinator 2
Hi... Im not French, or a dude. FML support messed up with that. Im Midde Eastern. We don't eat snails and frogs here :S Euw.... Or cockroaches for that matter. And.. I COULD sue.. but its kind of a small chain restaurant.. not Mcdonnald's for who ever's wondering. Its barely got 4 branches open where i live. Its not even worth the lawsuit. Just never eating back there again! Im sorry for whoever lost their appetite.. but now you know how i feel :P Also, a month or two before that i'd gotten a fly in my coffee.. that was still alive.. How do i know it was alive? I felt it next to my tongue ring in my mouth. Fml.. again.
THExistentialist 13
seriously nastyyy D: in your mouth, too! O_o