Today, I opened some small cute birthday gifts at my boyfriend's house. As we left to go out, he slipped me a Tiffany box and said he wanted me to open it in private. Flushed and excited, I open it to find a Ziploc bag filled with hair. It was thd mustache I'd been begging him to shave for months. FML
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Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend took me to dinner and near the end, he pulled out a long, rectangular box. Thinking it was a necklace, I got very excited. It was a wand. FML
Today, I went into hysterics and started crying when my boyfriend pulled out a Tiffany's box at dinner. Then I found out he'd used the old box to make the $15 earrings he bought seem more "special." FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to gift me soap, a razor, and deodorant for my birthday. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling in bed talking about our future wedding coming up. He leaned over seductively to tell me he got a present for me to ‘use’ on our wedding day. It was a pack of breath mints. FML
Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. To surprise her, I told her that I was going away on business, and could not be there on her birthday. When I show up at her house to surprise her with a present and cake, she opens the door in her underwear, beside a man in his boxers. She was surprised. FML
Today, I get to see my boyfriend again after a month. So I decided to shave my pubic hair in the shape of a heart. After my little striptease, he gasped in admiration "Aaaw, Batman sign!" FML
Today, on the way out to buy groceries, my boyfriend asked if I'd like him to buy some of my favourite flowers. Happy with his rare show of affection, I said yes. When he returned, he gave me a bag of our usual brand of flour and laughed hysterically in my face. FML
Today, my boyfriend went into great detail over the Tiffany's jewelry he painstakingly selected for his previous girlfriends on their birthday. I got hand towels. In powder blue. From Target. FML
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iSmellNice 2
Well, he finally shaved. You should be happy.
iElite 0
uh didnt u notice it when he gave it to you? i mean surely it wasnt on his face then...
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allridiots 0
ur rite ur life sucks ur bf just did wut u want poor u
nodayliketoday 0
My boyfriend does this sort of stuff and it always makes me laugh. I think your boyfriend sounds rad. I didn't get my boyfriend's beard in a box; he gave it to a friend for her 25th birthday! hahahaha. I love silly boys :D
soccergirl15_fml 0
That'd be the best gift ever. It probably meant a lot to him and he got rid of it for you. Stop being selfish.
theoceanscool 0
Well, I know a lot of guys care about their facial hair. And it was probably a big deal for him to shave it. So grow the **** up, stop complaining, and be happy :)
Stay_beautiful 0
LMFAO!! oh man. thats halarious! im sorry it wasnt a ring..i know the feeling:(
greennailpolish 0
AT LEAST YOUR BOYFRIEND GOT YOU BIRTHDAY GIFTS. Mine didn' get me anything. NOT EVEN HAIR.
enicolep 0
Is it bad that i find that really really romantic?
Tashaxox 0
ok i only read a couple comments but I feel like I should say something about it. -it was kind of a dick move giving the OP false hope by presenting her with a Tiffany's box and telling her to open it in private -just because he shaved his stache doesn't mean he can't grow it back (and he knew it) so i think that this was just a cruel joke he played on her -OP you deserve better than that on your birthday, especially from your boyfriend. FYL for having an asshole boyfriend.
Gir711 0
Nicely said, Tashaxox.
chazzdee 0
...wtf did you not realize his mustache was gone? either you've gone blind or this is fake
maddog_fml 0
Maybe she did dude, but she didn't expect it to see it back in a Tiffany Box.
itxokximaxpirate 0
i thought it was really sweet he didnt have to put it in a jewlery case tho he could of put it in a box or something