Miscellaneous: Today, I opened some small cute birthday gifts at my boyfriend's...

By Anonymous - 24/07/2009 06:31 - United States

Today, I opened some small cute birthday gifts at my boyfriend's house. As we left to go out, he slipped me a Tiffany box and said he wanted me to open it in private. Flushed and excited, I open it to find a Ziploc bag filled with hair. It was thd mustache I'd been begging him to shave for months. FML

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Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend took me to dinner and near the end, he pulled out a long, rectangular box. Thinking it was a necklace, I got very excited. It was a wand. FML

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By NoRingForMe - 18/07/2012 17:03 - United States - Stamford

Today, I went into hysterics and started crying when my boyfriend pulled out a Tiffany's box at dinner. Then I found out he'd used the old box to make the $15 earrings he bought seem more "special." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2010 06:58 - United States

Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/10/2010 06:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML

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By thanksbaby - 01/06/2009 05:55 - United States

Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling in bed talking about our future wedding coming up. He leaned over seductively to tell me he got a present for me to ‘use’ on our wedding day. It was a pack of breath mints. FML

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Happy?

By SURPRISE - 10/06/2009 00:13 - Canada

Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. To surprise her, I told her that I was going away on business, and could not be there on her birthday. When I show up at her house to surprise her with a present and cake, she opens the door in her underwear, beside a man in his boxers. She was surprised. FML

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By batgirl - 20/11/2008 12:55 - France

Today, I get to see my boyfriend again after a month. So I decided to shave my pubic hair in the shape of a heart. After my little striptease, he gasped in admiration "Aaaw, Batman sign!" FML

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Good one

By Anonymous - 16/12/2012 00:06 - United Kingdom - London

Today, on the way out to buy groceries, my boyfriend asked if I'd like him to buy some of my favourite flowers. Happy with his rare show of affection, I said yes. When he returned, he gave me a bag of our usual brand of flour and laughed hysterically in my face. FML

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By bewitched and bothered - 02/02/2009 13:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend went into great detail over the Tiffany's jewelry he painstakingly selected for his previous girlfriends on their birthday. I got hand towels. In powder blue. From Target. FML

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iSmellNice 2

Friday 24 July 2009 16:01

Well, he finally shaved. You should be happy.

iElite 0

Friday 24 July 2009 16:13

uh didnt u notice it when he gave it to you? i mean surely it wasnt on his face then...

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FatJasmine 0

Friday 24 July 2009 20:34

Stop complaining, jerkface.

LysssNysss 1

Friday 24 July 2009 20:43

YDI for complaining about getting what you wanted.

thingsthatrhyme 0

Friday 24 July 2009 21:01

LOL oh wow. At least he did it. I'm guessing he really didn't want to or he wouldn't have upped the presentation to mislead you like that. I find it hard to believe he didn't do that just to be a dick.

amaneylandx3 0

Friday 24 July 2009 21:10

how cuteeee!!! I would jump up and kiss him just to show how much I appreciated his thoughtfulness(:

ssica_fml 0

Friday 24 July 2009 21:28

why are you complaining? you'd been nagging on him and he did what you wanted. just because you jumped to conclusions when you saw the box doesn't mean you have a right to complain. i think it was really sweet and creative of him. :)

original_joe 0

Friday 24 July 2009 21:33

God, no man should ever grow a moustache. They make a guy look like such a tool. What a great birthday pressie! Happy birthday.

hazelwolfeyes 0

Friday 24 July 2009 21:41

how is this an FML?! youve been begging for him to shave it, now your bitching about it? wow. im sick of girls like you...get what you want n still have something to bitch about. be happy hes trying to make you happy.