Today, I opened some small cute birthday gifts at my boyfriend's house. As we left to go out, he slipped me a Tiffany box and said he wanted me to open it in private. Flushed and excited, I open it to find a Ziploc bag filled with hair. It was thd mustache I'd been begging him to shave for months. FML
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Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend took me to dinner and near the end, he pulled out a long, rectangular box. Thinking it was a necklace, I got very excited. It was a wand. FML
Today, I went into hysterics and started crying when my boyfriend pulled out a Tiffany's box at dinner. Then I found out he'd used the old box to make the $15 earrings he bought seem more "special." FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to gift me soap, a razor, and deodorant for my birthday. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling in bed talking about our future wedding coming up. He leaned over seductively to tell me he got a present for me to ‘use’ on our wedding day. It was a pack of breath mints. FML
Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. To surprise her, I told her that I was going away on business, and could not be there on her birthday. When I show up at her house to surprise her with a present and cake, she opens the door in her underwear, beside a man in his boxers. She was surprised. FML
Today, I get to see my boyfriend again after a month. So I decided to shave my pubic hair in the shape of a heart. After my little striptease, he gasped in admiration "Aaaw, Batman sign!" FML
Today, on the way out to buy groceries, my boyfriend asked if I'd like him to buy some of my favourite flowers. Happy with his rare show of affection, I said yes. When he returned, he gave me a bag of our usual brand of flour and laughed hysterically in my face. FML
Today, my boyfriend went into great detail over the Tiffany's jewelry he painstakingly selected for his previous girlfriends on their birthday. I got hand towels. In powder blue. From Target. FML
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iSmellNice 2
Well, he finally shaved. You should be happy.
iElite 0
uh didnt u notice it when he gave it to you? i mean surely it wasnt on his face then...
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Comments (146)
heavenandhell 0
man this guys creative
lifeloathesme 0
this is sweet your a dumb shit for turning it into an fml, guys care alot about the way they look so when you ask them to shave off facial hair, which they have for a reason because they like it and dont want to shave it, and they shave it for you that means they love you. You're lucky to have a guy like that so stop being a whiney bitch i know you wanted jewlery but material possesions aren't everything
kitkatkelly 0
Bahaha, that's awesome. I see no FML here -- I'd be thrilled.
mikhail1357 0
haha. that's funny. i know that for my girlfriends birthday i actually got her a tiffany's necklace. so FYL
skullbuster 0
Awwww. You were expecting, what, jewelry or an engagement ring? And all you got was a ziploc full of mustache hair? You poor greedy gift piggy! Maybe if you weren't such a ******* harpy about the damned mustache he wouldn't have thought it was a big enough deal to be worthy of a gift. **** you for creating drama!!!
Gir711 0
Maybe she wasn't expecting jewelry! Maybe the hair just caught her off guard.
Chocolate_Chunk 2
for long enough to go to the internets to bitch about it?
misterman2 3
FML? You should be happy! :p
Victoria2103 0
Well he shaved, didn't he?
LebChickOnFira 0
Lol that sucks i wouldve been so excited to see my boyfriend give me a tiffany box for my bday
crazyjack 0
well, you got what you wanted!!! =P
flex_able 0
NOT AN FML!!!!