EllieJ
Today, I opened a cupboard and a brick fell on my head. The same brick my mum put up there to "keep it out of the way". FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Caring
Today, I was rummaging about in the pantry. When I turned to walk away, the heavy pantry door fell off, struck me in the back of the head, and the wood surrounding the doorknob cracked. When my mom came home, she accused me of "property damage." FML
Anonymous
Walnut head
Today, after sweeping up a spill, I managed to break the cupboard door. With my head. FML
imalwaystired
France
Today, I opened the cabinet to take a pill for my headache. After taking the pill, I turned around and smashed my head on the open cabinet door. FML
dammit
United States
Today, my nap was cut short by three bricks flying through my window. FML
Michael
Australia
Today, while taking pills for a headache, I threw my head back to help get the pills down, and in the process, whacked it against the brick windowsill behind me. FML
Cupboard? More like headboard
United States
Health hazard
Today, my mom always forgets to close the cupboards in the kitchen. She's not tall enough to hit her head on them, but I am. I have done so at least a dozen times in the past week. I swear, I'm gonna knock myself out on those cupboards one of these days. FML
horp
Torrington, United States
Today, I was having lunch and I started throwing crumbs at my friend at the other table. Then I accidentally hit the kid next to him. He got really mad and came over and hit me in the shoulder with a brick. A brick. He just had a brick in his bag. FML
Anonymous
I don't know my strength
Today, I got home to my wife surrounded by plaster, old cement and bricks, and a fucking massive hole in the kitchen wall leading through into next door's kitchen. Apparently she tried to put up a shelf and the wall “fell down”. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Sylvania, United States
Slasher
Today, my mom bumped into a table with a glass vase on it. Seeing that the vase was about to fall, I lunged to catch it. Before I got there, the vase fell and shattered, resulting in me diving into the broken shards. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, I was bet 100 dollars that I couldn't break a piece off a brick with my head. I couldn't, and I have two gashes in my head now. FML
Top comments
tencentsakiss 19
Why exactly would you store your bricks indoors?
Evii_fml 5
Hahahaha I'm sorry but that's hilarious! Hope you're okay! =)
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (230)
saleha97 4
Wtf do you need a brick for?
nocanhaz 4
A brick has multiple uses, such as; Holding a door open Being a paper weight Constructing a brick fireplace Making a patio Decoration Being a piece of a building Destroying your enemies and many more!
babymickeycakes 0
Ha!
playboyintown 4
i laughed at decoration and being a peice of building! dude? wtf! hahhaha
nocanhaz 4
I specialize at being random.
purplepenguine 0
I realized that when I looked at you picture
cristy91 33
I had to come up with 30 uses for a brick and it got to the point that I said a source of minerals. All in an effort to "think outside of the box". University sucks sometimes.
sweet_candy_ 17
Today I put a brick in the cupboard hoping my daughter will find it and break her head she found it and she is still alive fml.
rallets 23
lol *thonk* right on the head
purplepenguine 0
^^ haha win
bowchickawowbone 0
I want YOU to be my mommy now!
xmarkstheheart 0
Well, where else would one keep a brick? It's your fault for living with Wile E. Coyote, Supergenius, Esq.
johnnybagodonuts 2
that happened to me at work one day, hurt like a mofo
babymickeycakes 0
Why is this a such common auccurence??
johnnybagodonuts 2
lol I'm a carpenter, so I have a better excuse
khaya 9
Your mother always wanted a special child.
IndianRapper 0
haha ur mom sounds kinda stupid:P
Ixlovexwaffles 0
You're a f**king liar. Douche.
playboyintown 4
you probably a nine year old filth.
awesomer2000 0
how's heaven?
peppermintstick 0
#39, apparently you've never heard of the children's book 'The Indian in the Cupboard'???