EllieJ
Today, I opened a cupboard and a brick fell on my head. The same brick my mum put up there to "keep it out of the way". FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Caring
Today, I was rummaging about in the pantry. When I turned to walk away, the heavy pantry door fell off, struck me in the back of the head, and the wood surrounding the doorknob cracked. When my mom came home, she accused me of "property damage." FML
Anonymous
Walnut head
Today, after sweeping up a spill, I managed to break the cupboard door. With my head. FML
imalwaystired
France
Today, I opened the cabinet to take a pill for my headache. After taking the pill, I turned around and smashed my head on the open cabinet door. FML
dammit
United States
Today, my nap was cut short by three bricks flying through my window. FML
Michael
Australia
Today, while taking pills for a headache, I threw my head back to help get the pills down, and in the process, whacked it against the brick windowsill behind me. FML
Cupboard? More like headboard
United States
Health hazard
Today, my mom always forgets to close the cupboards in the kitchen. She's not tall enough to hit her head on them, but I am. I have done so at least a dozen times in the past week. I swear, I'm gonna knock myself out on those cupboards one of these days. FML
horp
Torrington, United States
Today, I was having lunch and I started throwing crumbs at my friend at the other table. Then I accidentally hit the kid next to him. He got really mad and came over and hit me in the shoulder with a brick. A brick. He just had a brick in his bag. FML
Anonymous
I don't know my strength
Today, I got home to my wife surrounded by plaster, old cement and bricks, and a fucking massive hole in the kitchen wall leading through into next door's kitchen. Apparently she tried to put up a shelf and the wall “fell down”. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Sylvania, United States
Slasher
Today, my mom bumped into a table with a glass vase on it. Seeing that the vase was about to fall, I lunged to catch it. Before I got there, the vase fell and shattered, resulting in me diving into the broken shards. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, I was bet 100 dollars that I couldn't break a piece off a brick with my head. I couldn't, and I have two gashes in my head now. FML
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tencentsakiss 19
Why exactly would you store your bricks indoors?
Evii_fml 5
Hahahaha I'm sorry but that's hilarious! Hope you're okay! =)
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Comments (230)
miss_fab 0
y the **** do u have a brick in the house
nocanhaz 4
Because if it's outside it might develop abandonment issues.
rallets 23
it wasnt funny the first time bro
nocanhaz 4
Yeah I know.
superpoptart 24
but I actually laughed... the first time
mk58 31
No offense, but your mom is a little short on the common sense.
playboyintown 4
your mum keeps bricks in cupboards? hmm agreed, your life sucks!
JenL_fml 7
Brick brick brick briiiick brick brick brick. It's fun!
s10biker 1
your mom might just be an idiot
xiar 0
well maybe you were in the way...
pirate5152 0
you look like spencer from pretty little liara a little bit...
superpoptart 24
oh yeah she does
tiffie29 5
Better question is, why does the mom think the best place to put a brick is on top of a cabinet?
nocanhaz 4
So it can have some time to pick up some form of momentum. Without that a brick to the head would still hurt but for not as long and it wouldn't be as funny.
Nebuwah 8
Throw it at her and tell her to put it "out of the way" somewhere else.
harris_m 0
win! :-D
lexa18 6
I like that answer!
mematteden 2
u should hit her with a brick and then go "hahahah i hit u with a brick":)
pancakerocks 1
damn gayboii! wtf y
playboyintown 4
epic fail.
mismonroe 0
Minus the epic.
RyanMacVey 17
aww bless... ur you awrite???
johnnybagodonuts 2
bless?
RyanMacVey 17
33 - its like wen sumone sneezes so yeh say bless you
RyanMacVey 17
47 - dude gonna just get over it fs
playboyintown 4
#47 bless deep in your throat.
RyanMacVey 17
:I
babymickeycakes 0
:O
playboyintown 4
what?
RyanMacVey 17
rite am endin this convo so dont comment coz i aways get the last comment (:
playboyintown 4
i didn't understand what you were trying to say. please use a better keyboard :)
RyanMacVey 17
please just fukk off
babymickeycakes 0
No. this isnt over!!
playboyintown 4
are you a freaking 10 yr old nutjob?
RyanMacVey 17
look a dont wanna be a dick but this convo is OVER !!
playboyintown 4
ok now you can have it.
RyanMacVey 17
have wat??? i said fukk off
playboyintown 4
you kids never learn unless adults smack your ass!
niiick97_fml 3
biitch.
RyanMacVey 17
seriously this is startin tae get oan ma ****... convo = finished
playboyintown 4
perhaps
playboyintown 4
he decided his fate even before he lost his virginity i suppose, that to be gay all his life !
RyanMacVey 17
mate yer naw funny
pancakerocks 1
****
babymickeycakes 0
Wtf
Zmeilerr 22
#24, You seriously need to learn to ******* spell. You look like a pathetic idiot, and would be taken more seriously if you'd take the time to proofread. Don't blame everyone else here for you being a ******* idiot that needs to go back to 2nd grade. You're only putting humiliation on yourself.
playboyintown 4
ma man !
RyanMacVey 17
104 - dyeh really fink a care wat yeh fink??? ano ma spelling sucks mate
DocBastard 40
Gayboii, for the love of Mark-Paul Gosselaar, please just stop commenting. You posted an embarrassing story about yourself, so surely you read these comments before posting your story, and you obviously know how vicious people here can be, myself excluded, of course. All you do by responding to Boners is encourage him to do it more. And all you're doing by spelling like a cretin is proving that you are, in fact, an immature little brat. We don't give a **** if you care or not, but if you continue this kind of behavior, people will continue to ride your ass. You've been warned.
jess6blondie9 3
DocBastard. Thank you, finally someone's gotten the point across.
rallets 23
sigh...
Exhausti 0
Niggas will be niggas! Am I black enough to make u shit brix? Thought so.
FarSide 23
You racist prick. And you don't live in Norway. It's too cold.
FarSide 23
Did you Sh*t Bricks?
torio123 27
I understand EXACTLY what you mean 24 I say that all the time so dont worry