Today, I noticed that my long distance boyfriend of almost four months only calls me to have phone sex. FML
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Today, my boyfriend fell asleep during phone sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend insisted that we try phone sex. He started telling me all the things he wanted to do to me while breathing heavily. Unfortunately, it sounded so ridiculous, I burst out laughing. He hung up on me, and has refused to pick up since. FML
Today, I was having a hot telephone conversation with my boyfriend who lives in another state. Unfortunately, I even have to fake orgasms during phone sex. FML
Today, I got my son's phone bill (the phone I got him to call us from college). I found out he's been calling a phone sex hotline everyday. He hasn't called us once. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend just to hear his voice since I haven't seen him in a while. His mom picked up and said "Chris isn't here right now, he's with his girlfriend. Do you want to leave him a message." We've been dating for 4 and a half months now. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend announced he’s sleeping with someone else and he can’t take the distance anymore. I literally drive 12 hours to see him every weekend. I just took a week off to spend time up there with him. So basically he can’t go 5 regular days of the week without sex. FML
Today, I realized my boyfriend uses sex as a way to get me to stop talking. FML
Today, my long distance boyfriend sent me a Snap of him fucking another girl. When he realized he'd sent it to me, he called me, trying to explain, "it's not what it looks like. It was meant for the boys." Two days ago, I made plans to visit him. Guess who's out money and single. FML
Today, I realized it's been 5 days since my boyfriend last answered the phone when I called. Two weeks ago, he told me he used to break up with his girlfriends in a very juvenile way. He doesn't answer their phone calls. FML
Today, I realized that my long term boyfriend still prefers video games over his kids and our sex life. I haven't had sex in over a month. FML
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Kunamosity 0
You can expect that with long distance boyfriends...
no_mames_vato 0
start charging him by the minute
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Comments (53)
trillian_fml 0
what else would he call for?
marc_with_a_c 3
find someone who lives closer, seriously.. especially if he only calls for that.. what's the point? it's more of a phone sex buddy than a boyfriend if it's the way things are
Boddmon 0
YDI for being ugly and not able to find someone local. I bet you send him fake pictures.
sunnyray812 42
I bet nobody likes you for your stupid, rude mouth. If so, YDI. You're a dick.
lilubird 0
boo hoo. long distance
no_mames_vato 0
start charging him by the minute
itsmeforever 0
haha, thats funny ive been dating my girl friend for 4 months now and we havent had phone sex for months, i really hope this isnt accually her haha
Boddmon 0
Well that depends, have you been asking your "girlfriend" for phone sex each time you call her?
Bertha5 0
long distance?
ifoundnemo28 0
aw sweetie the same thing happened to me... just dump the bitch and let him wack off by himself for the rest of his life
Ninjaface 0
You don't have a boyfriend, you have a long distance booty call.
picturescrazy 24
You're in a long distance relationship. What do you expect? Butthurt about it? Get a real boyfriend.