Today, I noticed that my long distance boyfriend of almost four months only calls me to have phone sex. FML
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Today, my boyfriend fell asleep during phone sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend insisted that we try phone sex. He started telling me all the things he wanted to do to me while breathing heavily. Unfortunately, it sounded so ridiculous, I burst out laughing. He hung up on me, and has refused to pick up since. FML
Today, I was having a hot telephone conversation with my boyfriend who lives in another state. Unfortunately, I even have to fake orgasms during phone sex. FML
Today, I got my son's phone bill (the phone I got him to call us from college). I found out he's been calling a phone sex hotline everyday. He hasn't called us once. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend just to hear his voice since I haven't seen him in a while. His mom picked up and said "Chris isn't here right now, he's with his girlfriend. Do you want to leave him a message." We've been dating for 4 and a half months now. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend announced he’s sleeping with someone else and he can’t take the distance anymore. I literally drive 12 hours to see him every weekend. I just took a week off to spend time up there with him. So basically he can’t go 5 regular days of the week without sex. FML
Today, I realized my boyfriend uses sex as a way to get me to stop talking. FML
Today, my long distance boyfriend sent me a Snap of him fucking another girl. When he realized he'd sent it to me, he called me, trying to explain, "it's not what it looks like. It was meant for the boys." Two days ago, I made plans to visit him. Guess who's out money and single. FML
Today, I realized it's been 5 days since my boyfriend last answered the phone when I called. Two weeks ago, he told me he used to break up with his girlfriends in a very juvenile way. He doesn't answer their phone calls. FML
Today, I realized that my long term boyfriend still prefers video games over his kids and our sex life. I haven't had sex in over a month. FML
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Kunamosity 0
You can expect that with long distance boyfriends...
no_mames_vato 0
start charging him by the minute
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Comments (53)
allen20 0
how do you have phone sex?
Str3amingcolors 0
aweh hon he's oviously a major ducher, like seriously phone sex? wow. dump him, long distances don't end up working out in then end anyways...:(
ms_not_so_happy 0
well... if u have fun too...
pwincessa23 1
what's phone sex? how does that work? hmm I'm so confused....
amberbby69 6
When you have sex with your phone, duh! haha, jk. How do you not know what it is? But if you really don't know, look it up on urbandictionary.com
gamer_girl 0
to clear up for all the clueless confused people, phone sex is when you ********** at the same time as your partner. While you are both doing so, you are simultaneously on the phone so you can say sexy stuff and hear eachother moan. i think. if im wrong, feel free to correct me
lizamaphone 6
close... you dirty talk and stuff too. not that I've done it.
elizabethan13 0
riiight
LatinLegacy 8
Ill have phone sex with u
McrFreak2011 0
Hmm reminds me of my ex towards the end of our relaitionship... now he calls for phone sex booty calls...
McrFreak2011 0
no #31 your right that's what it is
ashash8295 7
this happened to me except he lived close and was to lazy to come see me so I dumped him. :)
laliique_31 0
oh! an i thought i was the only one that had a boyfriend like that!!! the only thing is that we last only 2 months! :@