Today, I noticed that my acne has gotten so bad, I can see it out of my peripheral vision. FML
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Today, I found out that the acne under my arms was worse then the severe acne on my face. FML
Today, I realized that I can't shave my unibrow because I have too much acne on my forehead. FML
Today, I finally saw a dermatologist due to my unusually severe acne. Now I know I actually have a rare disorder that makes me allergic to my own acne. FML
Today, I realized my acne is so bad that the Facebook face recognition could recognize all of my friends in a group photo except me. FML
Today, I found myself admiring my eyelids for being the only parts of my face not covered in acne. FML
Today, I realized my acne looks like star constellations. I've already found the Little Dipper on my left cheek. FML
Today, I finally came home from a semester of college, and all my parents and sister can talk about is how bad my acne has gotten. FML
Today, I'm now able to put my acne cream on my face without having to look in the mirror, because I've memorized the crater and trench-filled war zone that is my acne-riddled face. FML
Today, I realized that at 20 years old I already have noticeable wrinkles around my eyes. But to balance it out, my chronic acne keeps me looking youthful. FML
Today, my acne reached a new low. Literally. I'm now getting bright red pimples on my penis. FML
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rosierosierosie 0
a blind man will try and read your face soon
Goulash123 0
Read the book "The Acne Cure" by Dubrow. It helped me a lot.
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sondramcfail 0
I hate how everyone is saying "wash your face", I'm freaking obsessive about washing my face, using acne products, eating right, etc., and I still get acne. It really has nothing to do with hygiene (though if you don't wash your face obviously you'll break out" but a lot of the time it's hereditary, or stress or hormone related, or just freaking stubborn. =/ Maybe try a dermatologist?
littlegolferboy 4
I have a skin tag on my nose that I can see in my peripheral vision, so I know how you feel. :(
skyeyez9 25
if you can afford it, get a referral to a dermatologist. they can put you on antibiotic pills plus a prescription strength acne product tailored to your skin type. acne sucks, but luckily you have options to get rid of it.
ifreakingsparkle 0
you can go to the dermatologist and get stuff for that... just dont get any foamy stuff in a can. burns like hell.
ifreakingsparkle 0
btw septemberlov. some people genetically have uncontrollable acne. so shut the **** up.
_20jre 0
yeah, septemberlov why don't you shut the **** up, you dont know anything
ifreakingsparkle 0
therealmike, cancer is a fungus. and unbelievable easy to cure. stop listening to shit on tv. chemo was originally developed for chemical warfare. cancer can be cured with ******* BAKING SODA. ive ******* seen it done. because it happened to me! all of u people hear the word cancer and go "oooooh! i need chemo!!!" chemo kills u faster than cancer does. and as for aids. keep your legs shut.
g7190g92 1
You are not alone. I have the same problem when I have a particularly large pimple in an inconvenient location like my cheek. Maybe you just have good peripheral vision like me--hey, at least it's good for driving! :) BTW, I don't recommend Proactiv. It only made my acne worse even when I'd been using it for several months.
mommmma 0
wtf? im pretty sure you cant cure cancer with baking soda.if you could then the world wouldnt be trying to find a cure for cancer so desperately.
Redrawmonkeybutt 0
You're a ******* moron. Seriously. Cancerous cells are SIMILAR to fungi, but they are not the same. They both reproduce in a similar manner (aneorobically), yet the fungi can cause infections, not cancerous tumors. Did you get your information from youtube? As for chemo being used for chemical warfare, that's more bullshit spouting from your head. The first chemotherapy drug was an agent called arsphenamine, an arsenic compound. It was originally used to terat syphilis. Chemotherapeutic drugs can and are being used to treat non-oncological autoimmune diseases like multiple sclerosis, Polymyositis, Lupus, rheumatoid arthritis and prevention of transplant rejections. Before you go trying to correct me, research it. I've been in the medical field for over 18 years. I have facts to back up my statements. Baking soda curing cancer? HAHAHA Maybe it will work on your down syndrome...
Pointy130 0
Wash your damn face. We all get acne, and if you do something about it, it won't get that bad.
mon_e_mons 0
YDI for being a scrub
g7190g92 1
STFU, #110. "Wash your face" is one of the stupidest things you can possibly say to someone who has acne. Most people wash their faces. I can't imagine why they wouldn't unless they were homeless or something. Also, many factors contribute to acne: clogged oil glands underneath the skin, hormones, sensitive skin, genes, etc., none of which would be fixed by washing your face. I wash my face twice a day (twice is a normal number, not too few nor too many times), eat healthy, exercise, drink a lot of water, and get a good amount of sleep, and I have some of the worst acne I've ever seen. Get your damn facts straight before making ignorant comments.
chipper901 0
you're sure are just ignorant