Love, Awkward, Texting and My ex: Recipe for disaster - FML

Recipe for disaster

By Anonymous - 27/06/2022 06:00

Today, my ex-boyfriend asked me for emotional support because his crazy new girlfriend hit him in the face over a text of mine. Fuck his life, as I was only asking for his mum's ravioli recipe, but I'm a little surprised he's already on vacation with the new girl just two weeks after our break-up. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Monday 27 June 2022 15:04

I get the feeling this crazy new girlfriend is not so new. I'm wondering if the family recipe for ravioli uses Parmesan Cheat or Ricotta Cheat?

Earl_KarmasBitch 33

Monday 27 June 2022 10:57

Doesn't sound like a good way to get a recipe.

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RichardPencil 30

Monday 27 June 2022 15:04

I get the feeling this crazy new girlfriend is not so new. I'm wondering if the family recipe for ravioli uses Parmesan Cheat or Ricotta Cheat?

phile 15

Monday 27 June 2022 18:10

This has been the worst fml day in a while and my day just started! Not to undermine what happened to you, good riddance your ex, but some people in this world shouldn't exist.

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