Miscellaneous: Today, I noticed a stray string on a seam of my pants. I started...

By WearingSomethingStringy - 10/04/2013 00:02 - United States - Cranston

Today, I noticed a stray string on a seam of my pants. I started absentmindedly pulling at it thinking maybe I could pull it off. Five minutes later, I realized it looked like I was fiddling with my crotch in the middle of Starbucks. FML

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By xsnqw - 19/01/2016 22:28 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was sitting at my desk in school, and I was really bored. I started playing with the strings on my pants, only to realize 5 minutes later it looked like I was fondling my dick. FML

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By wearingshorts - 28/08/2010 04:54 - United States

Today, I decided to wear string panties. While in line at the mall, they became untied. I was wearing a skirt. FML

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By pantyripper - 24/03/2014 12:39 - Australia - Essendon

Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML

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By pantydropper - 17/04/2013 19:01 - United States

Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML

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By scarred4life - 27/04/2011 14:05 - Canada

Today, I was absentmindedly playing with a piece of lint. When I looked at it, I realized that I had been rolling and squeezing a dead spider in my fingers for about five minutes. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/02/2013 07:32 - Canada - Campbell River

Today, I was running late for work and quickly grabbed my outfit from the dryer. I heard the crackling of static as I took out my shirt. I didn't think anything of it, until later when my co-worker pointed out I had a thong stuck to my back. FML

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By Hairy Cheek - 15/04/2016 04:27 - United States - Columbia

Today, I was at work and caught my pants on the corner of the door hinge. They tore completely open and my hairy cheek was exposed for the whole office to see. FML

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By tori210 - 15/08/2017 16:00

Today, I was walking out of work. I felt like everyone was staring at me but brushed it off. It wasn't until I got home that I realized I had toilet paper sticking out of my pants. FML

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Looking like a fool...

By Pantsontheground - 09/08/2018 12:30 - United States - New York

Today, my pants kept falling down. Since I didn't have a belt on, I decided to tuck the waistband around my underwear to keep them in place. While on a date, I tried to adjust my pants, but ended up pulling them down along with my boxers. In the middle of a restaurant. FML

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By Pantess at work - 30/03/2021 16:00 - United States

Today, at work, the seat of my pants ripped open. A coworker lent me a pair of his back-up jeans, and then those ripped in the crotch. FML

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Bakarra 22

Wednesday 10 April 2013 9:46

Hey at least you weren't also squeezing your nipple trying to lower the volume on your iPod...

counterfit 10

Wednesday 10 April 2013 11:19

"A mermaid spreading her legs" Think about that for a second.

Comments

karlcolt45 19

Wednesday 10 April 2013 10:30

Starbucks is 2 things! unfair coffee importer, and public hipster literary meeting space! no self exploration!

kansah 25

Wednesday 10 April 2013 10:55

Hopefully you didn't un-do the seem and make a hole while pulling at the stray string!

pimpcrackerz 7

Wednesday 10 April 2013 10:57

probably couldve picked a better time to do that lol

NurseJonathan 9

Wednesday 10 April 2013 14:31

Holy shit, Batman! We have ourselves a detective!

lucilu89 12

Wednesday 10 April 2013 11:03

That's definitely awkward OP. Hopefully no one was looking! Just be glad you weren't the "bell ringer" ringing a bell at a football game, but looking like he was jacking off on national television.

The_Thinker 18

Wednesday 10 April 2013 11:14

If I were a witness, I'd also be a little too quick to assume you were pulling at something a little thicker than a mere stray thread.

The_Thinker 18

Wednesday 10 April 2013 11:17

*a hell of a lot thicker actually, for your sake.

counterfit 10

Wednesday 10 April 2013 11:19

"A mermaid spreading her legs" Think about that for a second.

sikunt89_fml 16

Wednesday 10 April 2013 11:19

Mermaids don't have legs.

OhDearBetrayal 25

Wednesday 10 April 2013 11:42

Actually, it's a mermaid with two tails. This isn't followed by disney but in ancient folklore mermaids with two tails were considered good and fair whereas those with one were believed to be evil sirens.