Today, I needed to borrow money from my girlfriend. I went into her bag and pulled out the money all while a lady watched me open-mouthed. Turns out it wasn't my girlfriend's bag. It belonged to the lady watching me. FML
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Today, while at the mall, a lady dropped her credit card while in line to buy something. I came over, picked it up and gave it to her just for her to shove it in my hand and scream, "She's stealing my wallet! My wallet!" The police came. FML
Today, I needed money to go to the movie. I asked my mom if I could reach in her purse and grab a few bucks. When I opened up her purse her phone started to vibrate. I yelled over to my mom that her phone was ringing. She said the phone was next to her. I looked in the purse. It was a vibrator. FML
Today, I finally worked up the nerve to talk to the girl I like. After awkwardly saying hi, I manage to work up a nice conversation with her. I thought everything was going well, until I got home and realized that she had stolen money out of my wallet. FML
Today, I slipped money into my mother's purse after she refused to let me pay for lunch. She caught me in the act and thought I was stealing money from her instead. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been paying her half of the rent by taking my ATM card and getting money from my account. FML
Today, at work, an old lady came through my line to buy some groceries. She told me she lost her purse and was a little short. It was busy, so I pulled out my little purse and gave her the money she needed. A few minutes later she returned with my boss, insisting that my purse was hers. FML
Today, I was talking to my mom about my issues with my girlfriend. While she was sympathizing, she slowly picked up my wallet, took $100 and left. FML
Today, I was standing in the gas station, pulling out my wallet to pay the $100 of gas I just filled my car with. I opened my wallet and found a note saying "borrowed money for food". FML
Today, I was at work when a customer, who was going to pay for her groceries, started sorting through her money. She put some coins in her mouth, seemed to suck on them for a while, and then gave them to me. FML
Today, I was at a restaurant with a girl I like, and as I was getting my wallet out, I dropped a condom. She didn't see anything, and I didn't dare pick it up in case I drew attention to the "object". The waiter walked past, picked up, and held it out to me with a huge grin. FML
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Top comments
cocainewhore 30
I'm not sure if it's just the wording of this, but it sounds like the OP didn't ask their girlfriend for the money, in which case YDI. If it is just the wording, then FYL, and sorry for assuming anything else.
746278Ab 14
That's really stupid... Even if it was your girlfriends bag, you should ask anyone if you are borrowing money.
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Comments (109)
pwnman 33
OP, don't think that in a relationship you can go that far taking money without permission. Seems like your parents never taught you this..☝️
Chibitalia180 6
OP probably asked, but forgot to include it in the FML.
GuiLD15 7
you think that's every relationship?
kyuubi1 14
why was the lady just standing there?!?! she should of at least tried to do something besides just standing there!
DaggNabbit 8
So when you said borrow you mean steal and girlfriend you mean strange old lady? F that lady's life.
applebramble 22
I can see an FML posted from that lady soon .
prettyinpink4884 9
YDI op, shouldn't take money out of her purse unless you ask. And you should know what her purse looks like.
Chibitalia180 6
OP most likely asked, but probably thought it wasn't significant enough to include in the FML even though it was. Never assume the bad side. Makes an ass of you. More like assu
AutumnHerondale 14
It's like when I was a kid and I went up to the wrong woman and called her "mom".
warsun 27
When I was a kid I almost lost my mum because I thought another lady was my mum so I followed her
dachayke 16
I did that once. I only realized it when her 2 kids (who looked alot like my brothers) started making fun of me. I then turned around and said "it's a mistake, you brats!" The mom glared at me as I walked away crying.
J_Kertz 14
So what exactly did the random woman do?
JoJo91_fml 8
Bet you'll think twice before going into your girlfriend's purse again without asking next time
myoukei 31
If you wanted to borrow money from your girlfriend you should have asked her and let her hand you the money instead of grabbing what you wanted from her purse.
worldclassrager 39
Well at least you know it wasn't hers after taking it out...didn't actually pocket it...
SWC_Penguin 17
I love how everyone assumes you didn't ask just because you didn't specifically say you did. As for me, I'm gonna assume you're George Washington since you didn't specifically say you're not.
EdenCrystal 21
The way he worded it makes it sound like he just grabbed the money out of "her" purse.