By Anonymous - Canada
  Today, at work I was looking for my lost wallet. After hours of looking I gave up and went home. The wallet then shows up in my mail box with an envelope marked "To the asshole." I opened the letter and it was filled with poop. My wallet too. FML
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  DocBastard  |  38

Marinus, the "shitty situation" jokes nearly made it into my rules. It was funny the first 3 times, faintly amusing the next 2, and now it's pedestrian and formulaic.

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  marinus_fml  |  19

Why, oh why did you take your rules down? They summed up FML in a fun and amusing piece of writing. On a side note, I feel honored to be on your list.

Yea, I used to find shitty jokes pretty funny, along with sammich and soviet Russia jokes, but they do get boring, overused and annoying after a while. We gotta come up with a new funky craze!

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  DocBastard  |  38

Marinus, I like to change things up to keep things interesting. I liked the rules too, and I still have them in my back pocket.

Red, I'm secretly developing an unofficial FAQ. I'll probably get banned for it. You hear that mods? Come and get some!!

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  sourgirl101  |  28

FAQ "Q"? What does the extra Q stand for? For a moment, I thought RPS was talking to me.
And look! I made DocBastard's like list too.(: (I did love your rules also. I wouldn't mind scrolling down to see it if you had it on the bottom.)
Marinus, I like that phase "new funky craze".

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  DocBastard  |  38

sourgirl- say "FAQ Q" out loud three times fast. Get it now ;)

The rules are not dead, just on vacation. They have been replaced by the new Unofficial FML FAQ.

Oh, and I really love Justin Bieber.