Intimacy and Marriage: That was quick - FML

That was quick

By Anonymous - 08/02/2021 17:02 - United States - Herndon

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Today, my husband told me he doesn't see me in a sexual light. Too bad we've only been married for 3 months. FML

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This is going well

By Anonymous - 25/04/2020 14:00

Today, my husband is so bored with speaking to me, he literally walked outside when I was mid-sentence during a conversation about how I need more attention in our relationship. We've only been married 3 months. FML

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Not going well, is it?

By Anonymous - 24/03/2021 20:00 - United States

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Today, I've been married for six months, my husband and I are in our early twenties, and not only does he have absolutely no interest in any kind of sexual act with me, he actually becomes angry and irritated when I try to come on to him. FML

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By ZaraAce - 15/04/2011 11:38 - United Kingdom

Today, my husband of 30 years told me that he thought we should 'just be friends'. FML

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Marriage doesn't solve anything

By Anonymous - 12/03/2021 17:00

Today, my wife told me how she really felt about me, and said she didn't love me anymore. We got married last month. FML

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That's kind of a big issue

By Anonymous - 24/09/2022 02:30

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years, who I love with every fiber in my body, just told me that he's not attracted to me. Not in any way, shape, or form. FML

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By jilted - 21/03/2009 07:15 - United States

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Today, my husband of 9 years announced he was gay. He insinuated that he was only able to achieve erections because I looked like a man. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2015 07:21 - United Kingdom - Nottingham

Today, my husband of 3 weeks told me he doesn't want to be married anymore because I suggested getting a joint bank account. FML

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By LoveLost - 09/07/2016 02:57

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Today, my husband finally broke our two-month dry spell. I don't know what's more depressing: the fact that it had been two months or that he's horrible at sex. FML

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Benny Goodman classic

By Anonymous - 24/02/2021 17:00 - United States

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Today, like every other day for the past two weeks, my husband was not in the mood for sex. He told me this while masturbating. FML

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Craving it

By Anonymous - 26/05/2022 00:01

Spicy

Today, I realized how low my husband's libido has gotten over the years. He has zero intention of trying anything to fix it, no matter how hard I try. I don't even think I'm horny anymore as much as intimately touched starved. He ran his hand down my back in passing and I almost burst into tears. FML

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Top comments

Chazzster 28

Tuesday 9 February 2021 0:13

I cannot help wondering if husband is secretly gay.

tounces7 27

Tuesday 9 February 2021 1:40

Does he see any women in a sexual light? Because 3 months is far too soon for the spark to die.

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peterblack67 9

Monday 8 February 2021 23:11

I'm hoping you end the marriage. I'm sure this isn't what you signed up for.

Chazzster 28

Tuesday 9 February 2021 0:13

I cannot help wondering if husband is secretly gay.

Charlie Given 26

Tuesday 9 February 2021 1:08

get some clarification on what he means that could mean a lot

tounces7 27

Tuesday 9 February 2021 1:40

Does he see any women in a sexual light? Because 3 months is far too soon for the spark to die.

cacheson 41

Tuesday 9 February 2021 8:39

Time for an annulment!

diraven 15

Wednesday 10 February 2021 6:21

Too bad. It usually takes a couple years of marriage before the sex is over.

TheGoldDunsparce 4

Thursday 11 February 2021 13:40

Is he ace or something? He could still love you, but isn't sexually attracted to you. He should still be able to have sex and such even as an asexual...

randybryant799 20

Wednesday 30 June 2021 20:31

This seems odd. Do you think he might be gay?

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