By single - 20/10/2013 23:21 - United States

Today, I met up on a blind date. He took a phone call one drink in and said he had to leave because he didn't know it was his buddy's birthday, and they were having a party without him. I offered to split the bill and put out a $20. He got up, unlocked the bicycle behind us and rode off. FML
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astralvagan 20

damn, Lance Armstrong must be broke as hell!

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ms31_fml 3

Wait? So if you ride a bike, you are poor? What if he lived nearby? Or his car was in the shop or didn't want to drive? Gold diggers are terrible people. Stop being one.

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mattrd_fml 31

I dont get it... how exactly is this an FML? beacause he left? or does it have something to do with the bike?

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KawaiiCupcake 14

If a guy tried to get away at that time, I would grab the ************ by his shirt and drag him to pay the bill. Never let anyone use u OP!

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Zebediabolical 39

They could have met at an airport bar. OP could have had an old scotch or half-bottle of wine. OP could have pulled out a twenty dollar bill in order to pay her half of the tab and recieve change.

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Omniprism 14

What a dick. Good luck with future dates.

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nevershouttami 11

He rode away on a frickin bike, you're clearly better off without him

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tigglebiddies 7

What a d*-k.. You should have jacked his bike.

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G0D_LIKE 1

Maybe your not what he was looking for and had his friend call him to escape the date

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honestjane 22

And now we know why *he* is single. If a friend set you up with that jackass give them a swift kick in the pants.

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djPanda 8

If he has a bike that was your first mistake

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