By single - 20/10/2013 23:21 - United States

Today, I met up on a blind date. He took a phone call one drink in and said he had to leave because he didn't know it was his buddy's birthday, and they were having a party without him. I offered to split the bill and put out a $20. He got up, unlocked the bicycle behind us and rode off. FML
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astralvagan 20

damn, Lance Armstrong must be broke as hell!

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ms31_fml 3

Wait? So if you ride a bike, you are poor? What if he lived nearby? Or his car was in the shop or didn't want to drive? Gold diggers are terrible people. Stop being one.

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LanceGoodthrust 19

I'm sure that the call was more of a "rescue call," and that the story about the friend's birthday was a ruse.

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worldclassrager 39

Blind dates are not usually the way to go...sorry OP...

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kalilamb 7

plenty of fish in the sea. :) everyone has a soulmate just depends if you want one or not.

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AshleaJstudent 16

Sounds like he just wanted a free meal. You're better off. :)

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RedPillSucks 31

Probably didn't have any place in his tight fitting biker pants for a wallet, or proper manners.

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NotoriousLES 14

On the bright side, you only wasted 15 minutes of your life with him. Could have been worse.

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saraitkddh 47

she deserves someone better

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DanielleinDC 33

Well, at least you found out pretty quickly what a jerk he is. No need to go on a second date with this idiot.

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rooneygirl420 13

Lol wow what a moron. Either he's such a douchebag that he doesn't even know his friend's birthday or he's such a douchebag that he couldn't just be honest and say he wasn't interested. Either way, you're better off. I hope you have better luck on your next date

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simoncat 11

I hope you heard the whistle of the wind as you dodged that bullet!

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