Not exactly the best way to make an impression, but still a way

Sarcasm, man.

Did you have any Franch Toast with those waffles?...

I'm waiting for the date's FML if she posts one.

With op's blind date?

Lol i don't think thats going to help pay the rent

I'm pretty sure she did leave him to pay because he says "and left me to pay"...correct me if I'm wrong :)

Thanks for the correction:P

How about you, 25? I count seven errors in your comment, as opposed to the three errors in 5's comment. Your errors are far more egregious-- at least 5's can be counted as stylistic choices.

#25, you forgot a comma after "good luck" and "you" should not be capitalized. That must mean you haven't passed English class in high school either, right? Maybe you have and just made slight grammar mistakes. Maybe like #5.

I wish I could thumb #30 up more than once. The hypocrisy is far too palpable. Most of the time calling someone out for being an idiot is already unnecessary, but if you ARE going to do it, you better at least make sure you're not one too

That's one classy chick, sounds like a keeper to me

cheap date......

Or maybe he thought it was that one prank show where you're set up with a blind date who is supposed to act weird and at the end when the cameramen reveal themselves, you're paid more the longer you put up with it.

I would've understand if he left right away, but I think it was kind of polite of him to stay for a bit too. I think some people, especially really polite people (not saying you're not ;) ), would have been a bit too shocked to just get up and leave immediately. I think I would've been a bit too stunned to just leave right away without having stuck it out for a little bit. Although I totally get why some people would've left immediately and not wasted their time.

What does OP mean?

Original poster :)