Today, I met my soon-to-be step mother. My dad was right, we had a lot in common. Including our birth year. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was introduced to my future stepmother, but it turns out that I already know her. Not only are we the same age and went to the same high school, when we were in the same math class together the teacher would often confuse our names because "we could pass as twins". FML
Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML
Today, my ex-husband officially became my stepdad. FML
Today, my mother got remarried. I am now officially older than my step-father. FML
Today, the man who fired me from my job became my stepfather. FML
Today, my dad introduced me to my half-sister. He'd only recently found out that he had another daughter by another woman, and had only just met her. She and I have been in the same class in school for the past three years. FML
Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML
Patronising
Today, my dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "Mom." I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me "something nice." FML
Hey!
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
Today, my dad told me he was planning to have his steady girlfriend over for dinner. He's only had a few relationships since he and my mom split up when I was very young, so I was excited to meet the woman. He then told me that I knew her already. My dad is dating my aunt on my mothers side. FML
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theuns 8
you can go out to party's together and be best friends. how weird and awkward would that be?
FMLandurstoo 9
Did you go to highschool together?
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Comments (168)
kuuiposmomma 0
I know how u feel my dads baby mom is 7 years younger then me!! fml!
Xathanos 16
What did you say, because it doesn't make any sense to me..
BigOrca 2
well now take her lingerie shopping. lol
jesse229587 0
That sucks
ArdathMercene 0
You must be twins...
jerilyn333a 0
who's a few momths older though?
Zedbra 0
Is your dad Donald Trump?
VeilOfVelvet 0
Oh wow that is disgusting. I'm sorry. FYL.
bribearr 6
YAYYY cougars!
Microbus_fml 0
Does she have nice ****?
ttylmomma 0
wow that's freaky. she's the same age as u? how old r u?