Today, I met my soon-to-be step mother. My dad was right, we had a lot in common. Including our birth year. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was introduced to my future stepmother, but it turns out that I already know her. Not only are we the same age and went to the same high school, when we were in the same math class together the teacher would often confuse our names because "we could pass as twins". FML
Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML
Today, my ex-husband officially became my stepdad. FML
Today, my mother got remarried. I am now officially older than my step-father. FML
Today, the man who fired me from my job became my stepfather. FML
Today, my dad introduced me to my half-sister. He'd only recently found out that he had another daughter by another woman, and had only just met her. She and I have been in the same class in school for the past three years. FML
Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML
Patronising
Today, my dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "Mom." I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me "something nice." FML
Hey!
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
Today, my dad told me he was planning to have his steady girlfriend over for dinner. He's only had a few relationships since he and my mom split up when I was very young, so I was excited to meet the woman. He then told me that I knew her already. My dad is dating my aunt on my mothers side. FML
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theuns 8
you can go out to party's together and be best friends. how weird and awkward would that be?
FMLandurstoo 9
Did you go to highschool together?
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Comments (168)
Pigpen181 3
You should try being happy for your Dad. When my Mother passed away, My Dad never hooked up with anyone again. He's been lonely for over twenty years.
swittig 0
That's a good thing, it means he could never love another woman like he loved your mom.
MizzErikaHart 8
awwww. it's not a good thing. it's more like, bittersweet.
redshortsx 0
that is really sweet.
SteelCladAngel 0
awww :(
DjeePee 25
A good thing? It might be romantic, but face it, his father is lonely. How in earth can that ever be good?
KaylieeJay 4
Yes, But would you like your dad hooking up with someone new, who was younger - or the same age - as you? I don't think so.
joshuaUNWRITTEN 0
On The Bright Side.. U Found Yourself a New MOM and a New Best Friend ;) lol
cocokiss410 0
I hope she doesn't want u to call her mom.
chino627 0
gold digger
LaughinStock 16
maybe we'll have to find out in later FML's
SmittyJA24 26
High-five salute to your dad. You,... STFU, and be civil. Win points with dad by being polite to his new action, errr, ahhh, wife. It'd be acceptable for you to call her (your dad's new wife) by her first name.
sac2000 6
your dads a pervert
aardvarkish 17
That's not true. I've dated girls a quarter of my daughter's age.
sac2000 6
then your a pervert
sac2000 6
( older men that date younger women are perverts)
shootintacos 0
not true. it's just they got game.
stephanieeDawnx 0
Wait, wait, wait. Sac2000, you're saying that every male who dates a female younger than him is a pervert? I can understand a 13 year old dating a 25 year old, (I've seen it..) But, A Grown man dating a younger grown woman, is not being a pervert.
sac2000 6
I'm not saying that at all. It's just that it depends on how old the people are.
Jakespeed207 4
and age isn't specified here, so you can't assume anything. As many FMLers would say, STFU!
cthulhu1138 1
I honestly don't see what the problem is here.
zolziski 11
Yeah, I don't get it either. The OP should have included how old they are so we could properly gauge the awkwardness. For all we know the OP's in her late twenties/early thirties.
theUBERcomment 1
exactly. all these people just assume. and you know what assuming does.
redshortsx 0
if you're a dude. hit that. ;)
rezzel 0
as long as they love each other who cares
soopafreak 11
So he likes 'em young? Bet you he's been checking you out since you started growing boobs. He's only with her because he can't have you without going to jail.
Lil_Red777 21
wow and if his daughter's over 18 he won't go to jail....unless incest is illegal in their state