It's times like these that I wish there were such a thing as memory bleach.

Vodka, because Obama is a beautiful chocolate man.

Ha^

I would rather have fun in those thirty miles and imagine his ass crack as a basketball game and throw small stuff ;) bahaha

#8 - No, don't even make FML references if you can't do it correctly. OP: Were you forced to look at his fat rolls and ass crack? No? Then you could have been doing something else like, oh, I dont know... LOOK AWAY (unless you liked it). Still, I feel bad for you for having to look at such a disgusting sight.

sexy.

Please, 21, tell me how is OP supposed to look away while driving -_- Even if you are looking at the guy's head, you can't evade such sight completely...

Well 21, I hope you don't drive.

21, either you don't drive, or drive like a maniac. In order to maintain safe driving, you're supposed to keep an adequate distance from the vehicle in front of you, and with most drivers, we measure according to whether you can see their rear tire or if your dashboard hides it. Thus, OP would have to endure this disgusting sight regardless of whether he wanted to or not.

And even further distance behind a motorcycle.... Don't know why he'd be driving close enough for this to bother him. Back off, OP!!

I was gonna say what 21 said but as a joke. I am afraid she was serious though

Did you enjoy it?

Couldn't the OP just slowed down and followed from a distance if it was that bad?

I'm pretty sure she did not enjoy it. I wonder if ANYONE enjoys that sight..

This is what you consider a FML? Pathetic

Why didn't the OP just PASS the guy? If she's stuck behind him, obviously she'd have gone faster if he wasn't there anyway.

30 mile one way road ? where do you live .. china ?

Screw you there is a lot where I'm from

( great wall of china )

and where are u from?

26- Since when did we start driving on walls?

My original comment said .. where do you live china ? as in where are there 30 mile one way roads , and the great wall of china is alot longer than 30 miles but is a one way road .

Thabeasty, just stop.

says the person that got 5 thumbs down, go hate on someone else's comment

wow guys, just calm down. yeah it was a dumb comment but you dont have to get so butthurt about it.

I hope you at least took a picture

What good would that do??

Well if its going to be burned into your memory, might as well frame it...

If you are a bad person in life, I think you come back as that guy's motorcycle seat.

Someone who was very bad is that seat right now.

Hahahahahahahhahahhahahahah

This could just have easily been a bonus if you had that sort of a fetish.

OP's living the life of a chubby chaser?

A really chubby chaser

Did his fat rolls blow gracefully in the wind too?

that would have made an amazing post card if you took a picture of it

ugh! perfect time to erase your memory! : I don't know how you managed to keep your eyes on the road OP!

It was a dark, narrow road. ;)