Today, I met a cute girl at a dance club. I entered her number in my phone just before she left the club. With a proud smile, I turned the screen towards my buddy, showing off my accomplishment. Attempting to give me a friendly pat he accidentally closed my phone. I hadn't saved the number. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my friend and I went to a bar for drinks. I noticed this cute girl and went over to say "Hi." I had a great conversation with her and I asked for her number before she left. She passed it to me on a piece of paper with instructions specifying for my friend to call her and not me. FML
Today, I looked in my pocket for the phone number of a girl I met last night at a party. I remembered us talking and exchanging phone numbers. When I found the piece of paper, I discovered that instead of writing her number down, I had drunkenly written down my own. FML
Today, I went to a rock concert and met this amazing girl. We started talking and then swapped cell numbers. Five minutes later, she asks to see my cellphone, so I gave it to her. Once I got home I went to text her and saw that she deleted her number. FML
Today, I scored the number of a cute girl. I gave her mine as well, just before leaving the bar. As I waved her goodbye, I attempted to do a cheesy "call me" gesture with my thumb and pinky finger, and winked. For a reason unknown to me, I ended up flipping her off. I still winked though. FML
Today, I realized that I accidentally said my phone number wrong when I was giving it to a really smart, cute guy with all the same interests as me that I met at a bar last night. I'd had a few drinks and had gotten the middle three digits mixed up. FML
Today, I saw a cute girl at a bar and decided to go and chat her up. After charming her with my usual crap for a while, I told her she was really pretty, and asked for her number. She replied, "You asshole, I met you here a year ago and gave you my number, and you never called me." FML
Today, I got this beautiful girl's number at a bar. After the night was over, I was pretty drunk and sent too many drunk Snapchats. When I'd sobered up, I deleted them. She asked why I deleted them, so I said because I was drunk and didn't remember what I sent. She hasn't messaged me back since. FML
Today, trying to be smooth, I slipped the girl I like a piece of paper with my phone number written on it. A while later, she slipped it back to me and left the room. FML
Today, I was approached by the head cheerleader, and she asked for my number. I was so excited that I gave it to her without question. Then she smiled, and walked away. Too bad my girlfriend was right behind me when it happened. FML
Today, I saw a cute girl at a night club. When I approached her and introduced myself, she said "Don't you remember me? We danced here last weekend... but you were smashed that night". I cheekily replied "Oh really? That's hot, what happened next?" She said "You were hitting on me. So, I left." FML
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cthulhu1138 1
Well, at least you learned that next time you should save the number before you go bragging about it.
ebbasaur 0
I believe he did it on purpose...
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Comments (111)
lesp 6
YDI for not saving it before showing him. Pretty simple so stuff like that doesn't happen.
caraleeann 0
It just wasn't meant to be!
dnotter 0
how did he close your phone? like, is it a flip phone that turns off as soon as you shut it? as far as I know most phones need to have the power button held down for a short time to turn it off...
DoctorManhattan 0
Hah, I'm going to say you deserve it for thinking it was more important to brag about it than to actually, y'know, keep your mind on what was actually important in the situation.
eliz3 0
Get over it? You lost a random girls number who you don't know? There are worse things in the world you know....
allmidnighteyes 11
Ahahahahaha, your fault I guess for trying to pick up girls at a club. But she's not the only girl in the world. And besides, you might see her again next week, or meet someone else. =p
Indiana_fml 4
libbypotpie , this would make an awesome music video! Oh, and in case you are in doubt check the "Literal Versions" on YouTube ;)
habeeboburky94 0
#34 took the words right out of my mouth. I call shenanigans.
allmidnighteyes 11
#40, OP didn't say his phone had turned off. If it's a flip phone, and when you close it, it generally won't save the number. My stepdad's phone does though.... He has a little option on his where you can click "Notepad" in one of the menu options and it shows the most recent number you put in, regardless of whether or not you called it.
Indiana_fml 4
#36 So you are another douchebag eagerly awaiting the worst tragedies? ********** to the pictures of Abu Ghureib if that turns you on! I really hate these perverts who'll always complain that the FML is too harmless. Jeez...