Today, I met a cute girl at a dance club. I entered her number in my phone just before she left the club. With a proud smile, I turned the screen towards my buddy, showing off my accomplishment. Attempting to give me a friendly pat he accidentally closed my phone. I hadn't saved the number. FML
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Today, my friend and I went to a bar for drinks. I noticed this cute girl and went over to say "Hi." I had a great conversation with her and I asked for her number before she left. She passed it to me on a piece of paper with instructions specifying for my friend to call her and not me. FML
Today, I looked in my pocket for the phone number of a girl I met last night at a party. I remembered us talking and exchanging phone numbers. When I found the piece of paper, I discovered that instead of writing her number down, I had drunkenly written down my own. FML
Today, I went to a rock concert and met this amazing girl. We started talking and then swapped cell numbers. Five minutes later, she asks to see my cellphone, so I gave it to her. Once I got home I went to text her and saw that she deleted her number. FML
Today, I scored the number of a cute girl. I gave her mine as well, just before leaving the bar. As I waved her goodbye, I attempted to do a cheesy "call me" gesture with my thumb and pinky finger, and winked. For a reason unknown to me, I ended up flipping her off. I still winked though. FML
Today, I realized that I accidentally said my phone number wrong when I was giving it to a really smart, cute guy with all the same interests as me that I met at a bar last night. I'd had a few drinks and had gotten the middle three digits mixed up. FML
Today, I saw a cute girl at a bar and decided to go and chat her up. After charming her with my usual crap for a while, I told her she was really pretty, and asked for her number. She replied, "You asshole, I met you here a year ago and gave you my number, and you never called me." FML
Today, I got this beautiful girl's number at a bar. After the night was over, I was pretty drunk and sent too many drunk Snapchats. When I'd sobered up, I deleted them. She asked why I deleted them, so I said because I was drunk and didn't remember what I sent. She hasn't messaged me back since. FML
Today, trying to be smooth, I slipped the girl I like a piece of paper with my phone number written on it. A while later, she slipped it back to me and left the room. FML
Today, I was approached by the head cheerleader, and she asked for my number. I was so excited that I gave it to her without question. Then she smiled, and walked away. Too bad my girlfriend was right behind me when it happened. FML
Today, I saw a cute girl at a night club. When I approached her and introduced myself, she said "Don't you remember me? We danced here last weekend... but you were smashed that night". I cheekily replied "Oh really? That's hot, what happened next?" She said "You were hitting on me. So, I left." FML
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cthulhu1138 1
Well, at least you learned that next time you should save the number before you go bragging about it.
ebbasaur 0
I believe he did it on purpose...
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redbluegreen 41
Who does this? You could've just said, "Hey, I got her number!" YDI for having a stupid method of showing off. Your friend's a little more of an idiot though. Anyway, it's just a girl's number. You didn't really lose anything.
coopert28 0
ooo that sucks gigantic hairy cum covered dicks
Avenging_Angel 0
What kind of pat does it take to close your phone? You'd think he would just pat your shoulder, and that would in no way close your phone. Then again, he could always be clumsy, I suppose... Well, keep going to that club. Maybe she'll show up again...
libbypotpie 0
Man that killed my soul just reading that. I would demand that my friend go out and find the girl again and get her number back(altho in my case it would be a guy...).....................Then I imagine he would go on a quest to find her, and would run through all sorts of trouble and go on epic and HILARIOUS adventures, and then he'll get to her, and tell her what happens, and in an unrealistic twist to the story, she'll be surprisingly not creeped out, and the day will be saved. (And seth rogen with play the friend, and michael cera will play you. And cutesy starbucks music will play in the background, and the hilarious adventures that will go about will start some of the best quotes in history. ) theee, end. (im pretty much high on meds right now. and i get only two minutes after posting this to edit my comment... Im pretty sure that in two minutes i will still continue being high on meds, and will not be able to re-read my comment and edit any ridiculous things out. Much apologies.)
matthias82 4
you just described every Mario bros. and Legend of Zelda game there is lmao
IKickPuppiesHard 16
To long, did not read.
cutebutpsycho 0
Serendipity, my friend. If it's meant to be, it will be. That's actually a load of crap. (Did you SEE that movie? Blech.) YDI for being a show-off. But maybe you'll meet her again.
redbluegreen 41
#25/ libbypotpie - What kind of meds are you on?! Michael Cera FTW. I don't think the OP deserves to be Michael Cera though.
um_duh 0
You win some & lose some. Guess you lost this one...
TheDarkoprince 0
Where's the "I kinda don't care, this is more like what ever" button? *sigh*
amatayo 0
I would say run out to catch her but well that would not look to good. I would say punch your friend but that does nothing. So I will say I hope you gave her your number and if you did not the question is why not?
Laci_Laine 0
LOL libbypotpie!! U should write a script :) and that sux for op :(can someone tell me what op stands for please?) I guess you'll just have to go out and try again next time