Today, I met a cute girl at a dance club. I entered her number in my phone just before she left the club. With a proud smile, I turned the screen towards my buddy, showing off my accomplishment. Attempting to give me a friendly pat he accidentally closed my phone. I hadn't saved the number. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my friend and I went to a bar for drinks. I noticed this cute girl and went over to say "Hi." I had a great conversation with her and I asked for her number before she left. She passed it to me on a piece of paper with instructions specifying for my friend to call her and not me. FML
Today, I looked in my pocket for the phone number of a girl I met last night at a party. I remembered us talking and exchanging phone numbers. When I found the piece of paper, I discovered that instead of writing her number down, I had drunkenly written down my own. FML
Today, I went to a rock concert and met this amazing girl. We started talking and then swapped cell numbers. Five minutes later, she asks to see my cellphone, so I gave it to her. Once I got home I went to text her and saw that she deleted her number. FML
Today, I scored the number of a cute girl. I gave her mine as well, just before leaving the bar. As I waved her goodbye, I attempted to do a cheesy "call me" gesture with my thumb and pinky finger, and winked. For a reason unknown to me, I ended up flipping her off. I still winked though. FML
Today, I realized that I accidentally said my phone number wrong when I was giving it to a really smart, cute guy with all the same interests as me that I met at a bar last night. I'd had a few drinks and had gotten the middle three digits mixed up. FML
Today, I saw a cute girl at a bar and decided to go and chat her up. After charming her with my usual crap for a while, I told her she was really pretty, and asked for her number. She replied, "You asshole, I met you here a year ago and gave you my number, and you never called me." FML
Today, I got this beautiful girl's number at a bar. After the night was over, I was pretty drunk and sent too many drunk Snapchats. When I'd sobered up, I deleted them. She asked why I deleted them, so I said because I was drunk and didn't remember what I sent. She hasn't messaged me back since. FML
Today, trying to be smooth, I slipped the girl I like a piece of paper with my phone number written on it. A while later, she slipped it back to me and left the room. FML
Today, I was approached by the head cheerleader, and she asked for my number. I was so excited that I gave it to her without question. Then she smiled, and walked away. Too bad my girlfriend was right behind me when it happened. FML
Today, I saw a cute girl at a night club. When I approached her and introduced myself, she said "Don't you remember me? We danced here last weekend... but you were smashed that night". I cheekily replied "Oh really? That's hot, what happened next?" She said "You were hitting on me. So, I left." FML
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cthulhu1138 1
Well, at least you learned that next time you should save the number before you go bragging about it.
ebbasaur 0
I believe he did it on purpose...
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Comments (111)
deaditegirl 0
YDI for not saving it. Or for having a crappy phone that would lose a number that easily. Either way.
cujekatt 0
if you're that much of an idiot, it was probably the rejection hotline number anyways. dont worry about it.
ouch99 0
I had the same thing happen to me, except i was getting her number and my buddy called me as i was about to save it. I was pretty drunk at the time so I thought it had saved. The next day i checked to see if it was there and it hadn't saved. Don't worry about it, there's plenty more fish in the sea ;).
krystal_love 0
FYL for just typing it in and not SAVING it
Midgetron 0
haha, thats what happens when you have a flip phone.
LMDaniel_Brendle 0
not like shes gona suck ur dick or anything, u shouldnt have bragged about ONE number... ur pathetic
mustlovemarvin 0
Try facebook, it'll either have her email, or her cell phone.
longboardndude 0
number 41 had it right. I read EVERY comment to make sure I wasnt preaching old news, but he didnt do it clear enough so I will. DONT TYPE ANY NEW NUMBERS INTO YOUR PHONE! its probably too late, but JUST IN CASE check out the notepad and the number will be there, no matter if you saved it or not.
antonioohama 0
Get an iPhone. Then, get a life, stupid. They're in the Get Real section of your local supermarket, next to the clues.
xsheqoes_hardd 0
shouldve calld it b4 braggn.. soo if your friend closed it w|o you saven it, you would still have it....