Today, I married the man of my dreams. While I was being driven to our wedding reception, I checked my Facebook. My husband had just updated his status to "Me and the bitch just got hitched." FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I married the love of my life. I was ecstatic until the wedding reception, where my new husband got drunk and started crying about how he'd been "forced" into marrying me. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by sending me a Bumper Sticker on Facebook that said "Bitch, let's get married". FML
Today, I found out that my husband proposed to his girlfriend, and that her mom had posted it on Facebook. FML
Today, I married the love of my life, which was meant to stay secret until we can afford a ceremony. I opened Facebook to see that my hubby’s mom made a post about it, called me her new daughter-in-law, and tagged me. All 3 things we specifically asked her not to do. FML
Today, my husband who asked for a divorce four days ago announced his engagement on Facebook. His new woman's profile picture is my engagement ring. FML
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Today, I saw a facebook status that said, 'Wedding today. Ugly people belong together.' I'm getting married today. FML
Today, I married the beautiful girl I’ve been in love with since we were both 6 years old. By married, I mean I performed the marriage ceremony as the vicar and watched her smile and kiss her arsehole boyfriend, now husband, right in front of me. FML
Today, I married my best friend in the whole world at a small romantic venue. By that I mean I married my actual best mate while completely hammered at a drive-through wedding chapel. My fiancée is gonna kill me when she finds out. FML
Today, I met my wife's other husband. FML
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Top comments
CharliesCool2084 8
Congratulations!
shayshayshazam 14
He's clearly joking lol. Personally I find it funny!
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Comments (254)
roshae_16 11
I thought it was funny
sendboot2 4
Hahaha I'm guessing he was joking. I think it's funny. Congrats!!
wildcherry1616 0
At least he made a clever rhyme.
sonofkarma 5
he might have done it for rhyming purposes
JayLite 0
Sounds like your Mr. 'Dream' man has talked about you (badly) to his friends. You're obviously considered a bitch. You better hope he doesn't call you a bitch to your face, when you guys argue. Or he could have a weird sense of humor. Either way, congratulations.
Buzzy123 7
You should say "Me and the dick just got hitched".
janerose21 3
what a gun honeymoon this will be !!
TxCountryGal09 2
So both of y'all get married and you immediately get on FB? I think y'all are way too connected to your phones and social media. However, I think he was just joking and I hope it didn't ruin your honeymoon. Congrats!
lolnatalyloves 9
That's your man lol
PaperCandles 0
He just wanted it to rhyme