Today, I married the man of my dreams. While I was being driven to our wedding reception, I checked my Facebook. My husband had just updated his status to "Me and the bitch just got hitched." FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I married the love of my life. I was ecstatic until the wedding reception, where my new husband got drunk and started crying about how he'd been "forced" into marrying me. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by sending me a Bumper Sticker on Facebook that said "Bitch, let's get married". FML
Today, I found out that my husband proposed to his girlfriend, and that her mom had posted it on Facebook. FML
Today, I married the love of my life, which was meant to stay secret until we can afford a ceremony. I opened Facebook to see that my hubby’s mom made a post about it, called me her new daughter-in-law, and tagged me. All 3 things we specifically asked her not to do. FML
Today, my husband who asked for a divorce four days ago announced his engagement on Facebook. His new woman's profile picture is my engagement ring. FML
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Today, I saw a facebook status that said, 'Wedding today. Ugly people belong together.' I'm getting married today. FML
Today, I married the beautiful girl I’ve been in love with since we were both 6 years old. By married, I mean I performed the marriage ceremony as the vicar and watched her smile and kiss her arsehole boyfriend, now husband, right in front of me. FML
Today, I married my best friend in the whole world at a small romantic venue. By that I mean I married my actual best mate while completely hammered at a drive-through wedding chapel. My fiancée is gonna kill me when she finds out. FML
Today, I met my wife's other husband. FML
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Top comments
CharliesCool2084 8
Congratulations!
shayshayshazam 14
He's clearly joking lol. Personally I find it funny!
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Comments (254)
Knash 3
Congratulations?
roskoe89 5
I bet that was dead serious, not at all a joke
thagar 2
He was probably just drunk or in shock
williamcarter93 13
Even though that's shitty humor..I think he did it for the fact that it rhymed
spy1729 8
Time to dump him
mischiefkitty 4
Dude if he went through with the wedding I think it's really nothing to worry about. Unless the man's never made a joke in his life then get an annulment ASAP. If myself and my boyfriend were in your situation I would have foun it hilarious and probably liked the status. Don't take everything so seriously.
pigbilly 0
Op, if he married you it IS a joke. And all you other women commenting, NEVER COMMENT WHEN YOU ARE ON YOU'RE PERIOD!!!
montetyrell 0
lmfao thats a cool guy
blackman100 20
He wants to sound cool and clever for his friends
simply_gorgeous 2
That's messed up. I would ask him about it and make him make it up to you