Today, I married the man of my dreams. At the after-party, my psycho grandma stood up, called for quiet, and engaged in a long rant about how this was "the beginning of the end" and advising everyone that the secret to a successful marriage is "cheating, plain and simple". FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, it was my wedding day. Midway through the ceremony, my grandma, who's tried to ruin every relationship to date, stood up and shouted that "it ain't right", "you're too good for her", and claimed my fiancée has been cheating on me, before she was finally ejected from the building. FML
Today, I attended a family reunion, during which my grandma gave me "relationship advice" in front of everyone. She's been married five times, and her longest marriage lasted a whole 6 months. FML
Today, my grandmother tried to start a fist-fight with my wife during my wedding ceremony. FML
Today, I married the love of my life. I was ecstatic until the wedding reception, where my new husband got drunk and started crying about how he'd been "forced" into marrying me. FML
Today, my psycho ex got into my wedding ceremony and attacked my wife. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years finally agreed to marry me. As I went on with the proposal, her Grandma tried rejecting me by saying, "These guys have gangster friends." FML
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Today, I married the man of my dreams. While I was being driven to our wedding reception, I checked my Facebook. My husband had just updated his status to "Me and the bitch just got hitched." FML
Today, my grandma got a new boyfriend. She dumped the old one because "His wife was taking too long to die." FML
Today, my 70-year-old grandmother held a celebration over officially having divorced my grandfather. FML
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Friaza 29
Sometimes old people just don't deserve respect...
TaylorRenee444 0
Wtf
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Comments (220)
Vagrarian 2
Look at it this way...it can only get better from here! Years from now you'll probably look back on this and laugh.
JokeMeister 0
should have limited her alcohol or tamped up her meds.
karmaisking 0
get her another drink
starsaregolden 11
Its normally the father of the bride who does such things isn't it? So much for tradition!
i_love_giraffes 5
People these days have a fantasy about marriage and what it should be. They go in believing that this one person is going to be able to fulfill all of your emotional, physical, and spiritual needs for the rest of your life. This is total BS. I wouldn't call it "cheating," but at some point in your marriage opening it up to the possibility of having relationships with others just might save a marriage that may have otherwise ended in divorce.
loserman67 36
you really should have tried harder to keep Granny away from the Whiskey Sours, or at least have had someone moderate her drinking. But then again, I bet she really woke everyone up with her commentary!
bubo_fml 11
Heed the Wise Woman's advice!! At my wedding, my usually mild mannered Gran got drunk, danced on the table then hiked up her dress & pissed in the punch bowl! Everyone was mortified, but secretly, I was proud of her! That's a memory of a lifetime that lasted longer than my marriage!
yungmoin 0
She's right
fromthesuck 8
Maybe your grandmother could have saved my marriage.
Emzixxx 0
I don't get your strange granny :/