Today, I married the man of my dreams. At the after-party, my psycho grandma stood up, called for quiet, and engaged in a long rant about how this was "the beginning of the end" and advising everyone that the secret to a successful marriage is "cheating, plain and simple". FML
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Today, it was my wedding day. Midway through the ceremony, my grandma, who's tried to ruin every relationship to date, stood up and shouted that "it ain't right", "you're too good for her", and claimed my fiancée has been cheating on me, before she was finally ejected from the building. FML
Today, I attended a family reunion, during which my grandma gave me "relationship advice" in front of everyone. She's been married five times, and her longest marriage lasted a whole 6 months. FML
Today, my grandmother tried to start a fist-fight with my wife during my wedding ceremony. FML
Today, I married the love of my life. I was ecstatic until the wedding reception, where my new husband got drunk and started crying about how he'd been "forced" into marrying me. FML
Today, my psycho ex got into my wedding ceremony and attacked my wife. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years finally agreed to marry me. As I went on with the proposal, her Grandma tried rejecting me by saying, "These guys have gangster friends." FML
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Today, I married the man of my dreams. While I was being driven to our wedding reception, I checked my Facebook. My husband had just updated his status to "Me and the bitch just got hitched." FML
Today, my grandma got a new boyfriend. She dumped the old one because "His wife was taking too long to die." FML
Today, my 70-year-old grandmother held a celebration over officially having divorced my grandfather. FML
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Friaza 29
Sometimes old people just don't deserve respect...
TaylorRenee444 0
Wtf
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Comments (220)
HomeAl0ne 20
Bitter much?
cherrylover88 4
LOL
bramberkhout 10
That first sentence, wow I'm so happy for you! A lot of people crave that, let the granny be and enjoy eachother!
100thninja 5
Secret to successful marriage: Big **** and money. If you disagree, you're obviously gay.
PrincessPesa 20
Exactly what I was thinking. Modicum of decorum much?
ltsune 3
Sounds like a woman that speaks of experience?
mdtiger 13
I hope your husband doesn't take it seriously. Next time cross her off the list!
haniam16 6
YDI for inviting your grandmother
fender412 1
I hope you paid attention.
kitsune3 20
Wow...that's...I don't know quite what to say. I guess it could be that she's going senile. Either that or she's serious. Even if she IS serious, you have to think, though, she grew up and got married in a different time. In earlier decades like that, a lot of things were acceptable that aren't any longer. Like rape. Rape wasn't illegal in the 50's and these days it is. Maybe back then, the majority of women cheated and no one was much the wiser at the time. It's funny how much things change in just handful of decades, or even a few years. As long as you're happy in your marriage, you have nothing to worry about. Chin up, OP. Just let your gran be who she is. She can't make you do things her way. It does suck that she made things awkward, but other than that, what's done is done and she has no say in your relationship. Be positive. At least you're married to the guy of your dreams, right? Gran can live with it. ;)