mary
Australia
Today, I managed to cut myself on a piece of chocolate. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Same thing different taste
tylerlove361
United States
Today, I cut myself with child-proof scissors. FML
Heyme
France
Today, I was working and eating. I was so tired that I bit into my pen and smeared my chocolate-filled pastry on my exercise book. FML
heeeeeyitsbrittney
Butterfingers
Today, I cut myself with a butter knife while trying to get a piece of brownie from a pan. I don't think I was meant to survive on Earth for very long. FML
Chicketi
Canada
Today, I cut myself on a band-aid box, while trying to get one out for another cut. FML
Anonymous
Put it away
Today, I managed to cut myself twice with a Swiss army knife. Stabbed in one hand and sliced a finger on the other. Good to know it's super sharp. FML
Jaws
France
Today, I got slapped in the face by my girlfriend with a banana skin, because I finished up the chocolate cake. FML
oops
My chocolate
Today, I was being playful with my boyfriend and put a chocolate between my legs. He bit the chocolate. My lips too... FML
TaintedL0v3
London, United Kingdom
Heavy session last night?
Today, I woke up with Chocolate Buttons superglued to my face. FML
irony
United States
Today, I got a paper cut while opening my box of Band-Aids. FML
kp.
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Australia
Gotta have it
Today, I found ants all over my chocolate, but I'm so addicted that I just wiped them off and ate it anyway. FML
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FiasCudi 0
how did you manage that?
CrimsonViolets 11
"chocolate rain"... ow ****!
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Comments (323)
zebralover23 14
That must of been some hard chocolate.
redbluegreen 40
Obviously.
payton1769 0
Phahahaha wtf. How does this happen?
IYT 4
I'm also curious as to how one laughs with a Ph-..?
myumat00 9
ill cut you with my penis
ravenxcorvinus 9
OP wtf.. really?? lol that's impressive..
geracam10 3
The only way I could see this happening was if the chocolate was frozen, therefore making it really hard and possibly sharp enough to cut skin with
franticravyn 7
Taking Blood and Chocolate too seriously, are we?
guskaufman62 1
Haha probably like an M&M shell.
lollipop77_fml 6
Dark chocolate... Has an evil side....
jillybean555 5
How is that evenpossible?
Equin0x 0
That's natural selection for ya.