Today, I'm staying with my mother for a week. Every time I eat something, she tells me that it's "swimsuit season" and that I need to eat less. Every time I say I'm not hungry, she panics and insists I have an eating disorder. I can't win. FML
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Today, after I skipped dessert for the third day in a row, my mom cornered me and accused me of being anorexic. I'm actually not far off being clinically obese and I'm just trying to diet, but nothing I say will convince her. She wants me to see a psychiatrist about a disorder I don't even have. FML
Today, while at my mom’s house, my mom told me that I need to seriously curb my food intake. Then I went to my dad’s house and he told me I need to gain weight. I can’t win here. FML
Today, my mom asked me if I had an eating problem because I've been eating less. I only started eating less because she told me I ate too much. FML
Today, I felt sick to my stomach, so I told my mother I didn't want to eat dinner. She started accusing me of being anorexic, so I ate a little bit anyway to make her stop. I then threw up, only for her to take it as confirmation that I have an eating disorder. FML
Today, my step-mom asked if I was having some eating issues. I admitted that maybe I've picked up some bad habits from friends and school. Now she won't stop bombarding me with self-help books and therapy websites. FML
Today, I found out my mother-in-law is trying to force me to lose weight, even though I am trying, and have a medical condition. FML
Today, I admitted to my parents that I have an eating disorder. Instead of trying to help, my mom stared at me and said, "Duh". FML
Today, my mum was saying she needs to gain weight because she was underweight according to her doctor. She then said she's going to eat like me in order to gain more weight. FML
Today, my morbidly obese mother gave me an angry lecture at dinner, saying without any trace of irony that my vegetarian diet is "unhealthy and utterly unacceptable". FML
Today, I told my mom that I'm bulimic and have been for a few years, and that I needed help. She responded by saying, "Well that's clearly not working for you. Why don't you try anorexia?" She then patted me on the head, smiled, and walked away. FML
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barcalover 2
lol keep telling her it's swimsuit season!
enonymous 9
Time to buy a one piece with the crotch cut out! I bought mine already
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Comments (103)
falconfetus8 0
Why don't you just tell her that then?
Life_sucks_13 6
that's what my mom does to me! especially if I lose weight. yet I'm doing so much of diving riding and chasing dogs. I hate when parents do this.
asm101 0
I know exactly how u feel my dad says I'm fat and my mom thinks I'm an anorexic
reiu1489 0
Tell her to **** off and let you eat whenever you please to.
reiu1489 0
Tell her to **** off and let you eat whenever you please to.
life2007 0
Holy shit are your mom and my mom related!!!! sympathy
cjgqsmooth 0
wow your mom is very picky... FYL
riceball_4ever 0
I know how you feel -_-
KK3137 31
Sounds a bit like my grandmother: Whenever I come over, she makes a huge meal. If I finish my portion she complains that I'm eating her out of the house, and if I don't finish she says "Well, I spent all this time cooking, so you better eat up!" and then goes on ranting about how she wastes her food and money on me...
a7x_RoCk3r 12
Two words: Ignore her.