Today, I'm staying with my mother for a week. Every time I eat something, she tells me that it's "swimsuit season" and that I need to eat less. Every time I say I'm not hungry, she panics and insists I have an eating disorder. I can't win. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after I skipped dessert for the third day in a row, my mom cornered me and accused me of being anorexic. I'm actually not far off being clinically obese and I'm just trying to diet, but nothing I say will convince her. She wants me to see a psychiatrist about a disorder I don't even have. FML
Today, while at my mom’s house, my mom told me that I need to seriously curb my food intake. Then I went to my dad’s house and he told me I need to gain weight. I can’t win here. FML
Today, my mom asked me if I had an eating problem because I've been eating less. I only started eating less because she told me I ate too much. FML
Today, I felt sick to my stomach, so I told my mother I didn't want to eat dinner. She started accusing me of being anorexic, so I ate a little bit anyway to make her stop. I then threw up, only for her to take it as confirmation that I have an eating disorder. FML
Today, my step-mom asked if I was having some eating issues. I admitted that maybe I've picked up some bad habits from friends and school. Now she won't stop bombarding me with self-help books and therapy websites. FML
Today, I found out my mother-in-law is trying to force me to lose weight, even though I am trying, and have a medical condition. FML
Today, I admitted to my parents that I have an eating disorder. Instead of trying to help, my mom stared at me and said, "Duh". FML
Today, my mum was saying she needs to gain weight because she was underweight according to her doctor. She then said she's going to eat like me in order to gain more weight. FML
Today, my morbidly obese mother gave me an angry lecture at dinner, saying without any trace of irony that my vegetarian diet is "unhealthy and utterly unacceptable". FML
Today, I told my mom that I'm bulimic and have been for a few years, and that I needed help. She responded by saying, "Well that's clearly not working for you. Why don't you try anorexia?" She then patted me on the head, smiled, and walked away. FML
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barcalover 2
lol keep telling her it's swimsuit season!
enonymous 9
Time to buy a one piece with the crotch cut out! I bought mine already
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Comments (103)
OsotheBear 0
who ever wrote this... I feel your Pain lol
Miguel11167 4
I know how you feel. That's my case too.
tfallentopieces 8
My grandma does the exact same thing. It drives me crazy! I feel your pain. :/
vanquish83 0
Old folks...... Even my grandma forget my name.
sweet_candy_ 17
Oh gosh my mom does the same thing. It's annoying. The best thing you can do is ignore it. Don't let it get to you.
vanquish83 0
i thought it apply for blondie only???
kenny19941027 1
tell her it is a new season were you can eat and not care XD
emilieee_fml 0
i dont think their ever will be a season like that -_-
alyshackboc 0
I feel your pain OP -.-
Senior29 8
Eat healthy and she'll shut up
melissa333jade 3
well at least ur mother hasnt forced u to eat for the past two years cus ur anorexic ! she watches me eat evrryday and limits my exercise ! i wish my mum would tell me its swimsuit season!
baby_cakes91 5
Your mum's a bit of a female dog, give her a taste of her own dog-poop.