Today, I'm so broke that when I got out of the shower, I had to slowly dry myself off with a ShamWow sample I received in the mail. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was drying myself with a towel after a shower when I noticed a bad smell. After running out of toilet paper last night, one of my friends decided to use my clean towel to wipe herself instead. FML
Today, I'm so broke, I resorted to breaking into my old apartment complex to do my laundry in the basement for free. FML
Today, my household ran out of toilet paper so we have to shower after every dump. My mom just confessed that she does in fact have money for shit tickets, but won't buy any because it's the only way she can get my brother to shower. FML
Today, I decided to take a well-deserved shower. When I let my hair down, twenty six cents fell onto the floor. I have no idea how they got there. FML
Today, while showering, I broke the cap off the shampoo. Not my shampoo, my roommate's. The $60 shampoo I swore I wouldn't touch. FML
Today, my mom was gifted with a toiletry basket. I grabbed the lotion and used it without asking. When I went out, it began raining hard. I got wet and noticed my skin got very sticky. Turns out the lotion was actually body wash. People were wondering why soap bubbles were coming from my skin. FML
Today, after nearly two weeks of being stressed out due to financial issues, I decided to spend my last 4 dollars on stress-relieving body wash. Apparently this particular body wash causes me to break out in hives and now I have no money for rash cream. FML
Today, I was trying to be extra productive and washed all my clothes at once, including my bedding. I hung everything to dry and only realized too late that I had no dry sheets to sleep in. I ended up sleeping on a bare mattress, wrapped in a bath towel, like some kind of sad burrito. FML
Today, my wife went and bought a set of fancy, expensive towels and threw all our old towels away. These new towels don't dry. I've been rubbing myself for ten minutes and I'm still wet. How did she buy expensive, broken towels? How do you make a towel that doesn't dry? FML
Today, I took a shower in a beach house we're renting for the week. Once I get out, I realize the house doesn't supply towels, my entire family was outside in the front yard, my phone was upstairs, and there are no blinds. I stood under a ceiling fan naked for 20 minutes trying to dry off. FML
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BloodWiper 3
Was the camera guy following you?
sarbear293 4
If those things do what they say they do that doesn't sound like a problem to me!
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Comments (224)
timebandit3077 8
sombody please tell me what op means and ydi
xXJaviXx13 2
Air Dry My Friend!!!!
monkiki62 5
That's what parents are for. Ask for some towels.
radiculous 1
Wtf? You that broke you don't have a towel ... Still apparently you have enough money to have a phone or a computer to post this FML from?? !!
cody3c 3
This is probably fake... Even if you were that poor im sure your parents or a friend would buy you a towel... And you probably are the cause of your poorness cause you probably were to busy haveing "fun" to go to school to get a job...
country4life17 0
Just asking if you can afford Internet how can you not afford a towel?
mosquito19 14
thats called too lazy to do a wash
dansco 25
you can afford to shower?! thought you were broke?!
philippamh 4
what's sham-wow?
gman90210 18
If your so broke that you can't afford a towel then how do you pay for your smart phone and water and gas?