Today, I'm so broke that when I got out of the shower, I had to slowly dry myself off with a ShamWow sample I received in the mail. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was drying myself with a towel after a shower when I noticed a bad smell. After running out of toilet paper last night, one of my friends decided to use my clean towel to wipe herself instead. FML
Today, I'm so broke, I resorted to breaking into my old apartment complex to do my laundry in the basement for free. FML
Today, my household ran out of toilet paper so we have to shower after every dump. My mom just confessed that she does in fact have money for shit tickets, but won't buy any because it's the only way she can get my brother to shower. FML
Today, I decided to take a well-deserved shower. When I let my hair down, twenty six cents fell onto the floor. I have no idea how they got there. FML
Today, while showering, I broke the cap off the shampoo. Not my shampoo, my roommate's. The $60 shampoo I swore I wouldn't touch. FML
Today, my mom was gifted with a toiletry basket. I grabbed the lotion and used it without asking. When I went out, it began raining hard. I got wet and noticed my skin got very sticky. Turns out the lotion was actually body wash. People were wondering why soap bubbles were coming from my skin. FML
Today, after nearly two weeks of being stressed out due to financial issues, I decided to spend my last 4 dollars on stress-relieving body wash. Apparently this particular body wash causes me to break out in hives and now I have no money for rash cream. FML
Today, I was trying to be extra productive and washed all my clothes at once, including my bedding. I hung everything to dry and only realized too late that I had no dry sheets to sleep in. I ended up sleeping on a bare mattress, wrapped in a bath towel, like some kind of sad burrito. FML
Today, my wife went and bought a set of fancy, expensive towels and threw all our old towels away. These new towels don't dry. I've been rubbing myself for ten minutes and I'm still wet. How did she buy expensive, broken towels? How do you make a towel that doesn't dry? FML
Today, I took a shower in a beach house we're renting for the week. Once I get out, I realize the house doesn't supply towels, my entire family was outside in the front yard, my phone was upstairs, and there are no blinds. I stood under a ceiling fan naked for 20 minutes trying to dry off. FML
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BloodWiper 3
Was the camera guy following you?
sarbear293 4
If those things do what they say they do that doesn't sound like a problem to me!
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velvetwings 8
So, what happened to your existing towels? They don't normally dissolve after one use. And before anyone says it, if you have soap and water to shower, you have soap and water to wash towels...
hockeyhouse 5
Who said he used soap?
insanelyXnikki 18
in the MAIL.
kismentia 10
Could be worse. At least you don't have to wipe your ass with a bath mat.
ering17 7
So is it as absorbant as they say? Maybe you should sign up for lots of free sample stuff online i mean my sister got free baby formula for two years for signing up for a magazine lol she wasnt even pregnant.
rulingtomax 0
Blame Obama
THE_A_TEEN 28
YEAH! Bring politics into this! Let's blame the ******* president for Wall Streets problem!(sarcasm) It's 2012, pick your candidate instead of doing the "HURR DURR BLAME OBAMA FOR EVRYTHINGZ". (sigh) politics...
cysanleigh 13
I don't understand how you don't have any towels. Heck, you can buy them for a dollar at the buck or two store! Or at least inherit a couple from your mom and dad! Sham wows are pretty godly though!
THE_A_TEEN 28
Can't you comprehend the FML right? He got the ShamWow's in THE MAIL, and by broke he probably not having money to buy stuff for himself and has money only for bills. I mean really why are you questioning someone's income/money situation? Try not to think that hard...
NiiTeH 7
Sorry OP.
bad_medicine 2
I don't believe you , everyone has a towel.
bubo_fml 11
Towelie says, "Don't forget to bring a towel!"