By b.fritz - 24/09/2016 10:02 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, I'm sitting in the emergency room because my girlfriend thought it would be funny to superglue my penis to my thigh while I was sleeping. FML
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daniel271 13

Break up with her that's not funny and harmful

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stoopid1970 7

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raphanne_fml 33

This is a messed up thing to do in any country, but I think it's even more of a dick move to do so in the US. Isn't your visit to the emergency room going to cost you an arm on top of that?

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Adonis0 13

For the future, acetone dissolves superglue, can be found by itself or also is in quite a lot of nail polish removers. Not sure about a sensitive area like your crotch, but everywhere else you can put it on your skin to get the glue off fine

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Redhairchick 10

I've also heard soap and warm water. It's not quick by any means but it would be more gentle than acetone on the genitals.

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JHPugh 19

Acetone dries out the skin, unless you're very sensitive to chemicals similar to gasoline, just follow up with warm water wash, and lotion

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Lillysar91 20

Her idea of funny is seriously ****** up

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kikimiko 7

You obviously need a new girlfriend with a brain

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TheNewGuy03 28

I'm with you. Either that, or an "Aw, HELL naw!" button.

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InfiniteSunshine 32

This is beyond ****** up, that's not a prank. What is with people and not understanding what a prank is? Pranks are funny, and they aren't supposed to harm the target. If your prank ends with a trip to a hospital or doctor, that's assault, not a prank. This is a dumping offence, super glue can be dangerous, it can even give you chemical burns sometimes.

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MysteryGuest214 10

Seriously, what is with these lunatics? You'll be doing everyone a favor when you press charges. Also, she needs to pay the hospital bill. And ending the relationship goes without saying.

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oldmonk007 6

Time for revenge my friend.. Time for revenge.!! Eeeeehhhhhhaaaaaa...!!

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cuz803 44

Revenge solves nothing (sorry for being hypocritical)

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LostInTheZone11 29

Is her name Rose?

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Coccinelle_fml 15

I can't believe there's only one other person on here who thought about making the Two and a Half Men joke. I respect you, kind stranger.

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